Your Mum...

[Motown Fox]

............dated John Gregory and thought he had natural black hair

 

[Spanky Fox]

............dated John Gregory and thought he had natural black hair

 

[ashmeister08]

your mum thought the EASY chants at the ground over the last few years were about her

 

[Dour]

...shops at Aldi.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

...............has to put roller skates under her tits to stop them dragging.

 

[H T B]

gives better head than your sister, but not as good as your Dad.........

 

[alex]

Quality stuff

Keep 'em coming

How about one from you?

 

[homer]

How about one from you?

Read the whole thread, Gaylord

 

[Hazzman]

Quality stuff

Keep 'em coming

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[alex]

Read the whole thread, Gaylord

Ooops, sorry.

(I love it when you call me Gaylord)

 

[H T B]

's a MILF

 

[FIF]

is married to your dad

 

[alex]

...is like the Bermuda Triangle, huge and full of dead semen.

 

[Motown Fox]

...is like the Bermuda Triangle, huge and full of dead semen.

 

[Richie_d123]

liked her first chin so much she got 10 more

 

[alex]

...uses her tits to keep her knees warm...

 

[newtonfox]

............so fat ,she has to ask other people if her shoes are clean .

 

[fosseboy83]

has more chins that Chinese phone book

 

[SJN-Fox]

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but your mum abuses the privelidge.

 

[DesertFox]

Your mum is so fat that she has to wear two watches - one for each time zone.