Your Mum...

[Willlow]

...is so fat that after sex you role over twice and you are still on top of her!

 

[Billyjof]

Your mom is so fat she wouldn't make an extra on the Simpsons.

 

[Darth Vodka]

you mum had lots of sexual intercourse, with many people

 

[alex]

...is so stupid she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

 

[RHYDAL]

...is so fat that when she walks backward she goes peep, peep, peep...

 

[Darth Vodka]

you mum's got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory

 

[DesertFox]

...is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

 

[alex]

...is so fat Stevie Wonder can see her.

 

[DesertFox]

... is so fat that she is visible from space.

 

[homer]

..is so greedy that when someone said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a big spoon

 

[homer]

...is so fat she's on both sides of the family

 

[Melton Fox]

I like these :icon_lol:
They're not like the brain dead "I've been shagging your Mum" type tripe that I was expecting.

 

[homer]

is so fat her blood type is Ragu

 

[Melton Fox]

...is so fat, even BG's happy to stand next to her.

 

[DesertFox]

... is so stupid that she took the Pepsi Challenge and failed.

 

[DesertFox]

... is so stupid that she did two weeks revision for a drug test.

 

[Hazzman]

... is so stupid that she turned up to the Pepsi Max Challenge.

Interesting

 

[DesertFox]

She ain't that ****ing stupid Hazz!

 

[OldGit]

.... makes sure you have a healthy packed lunch and that your shirts are properly ironed.

Have I got the hang of this?

 

[fcukcov]

is so fat she has her own atmosphere.