Post Match Zorya Luhansk 1 Leicester 0

[Payne74]

The Egyptian god that shagged his sister?

Is that on PornHub ?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Did he get a phone call at his parents house to tell him he got the job ?

Yes, but he was in when Brendan called so it’s not as interesting a story.

See, Robbie Savage was at his grandma’s house so he missed the call! O’Neill had to ring back to speak to him. ****ing wild.

The 90s must have been a laugh a minute, what with virtually nobody having mobile phones.

 

[pork pie fox]

Yes, but he was in when Brendan called so it’s not as interesting a story.

See, Robbie Savage was at his grandma’s house so he missed the call! O’Neill had to ring back to speak to him. ****ing wild.

The 90s must have been a laugh a minute, what with virtually nobody having mobile phones.

In fairness, I’m pretty glad they weren’t around at times in the 90s.

 

[popillius]

Yes, but he was in when Brendan called so it’s not as interesting a story.

See, Robbie Savage was at his grandma’s house so he missed the call! O’Neill had to ring back to speak to him. ****ing wild.

The 90s must have been a laugh a minute, what with virtually nobody having mobile phones.

****ing hell this reference is getting better with every use

 

[fitz]

Back to the main highlights of that game - We're now watching Masterchef. The wife is acting like I'm a time traveller as I'm predicting what's about to be ****ed up. Masterchef always goes on when it's obvious neither of us are going to cook tonight. If it's timed well you can diss someone's roasted venison as you're tucking into a rancid JustEat kebab.

 

[Lako42]

****in ell, how many of us actually turned the game off and watched master chef?

 

[Feriol]

****in ell, how many of us actually turned the game off and watched master chef?

Probably fewer than those who wish they did.

 

[alex]

I watched it all, and I am certainly not being wanky moo moo like a lot on here. Just seeing Wilf steal the ball, just seeing Ricardo on the pitch and watching Under who in each minute he plays for LCFC seems to be improving. We've smashed this comp. Onwards, squad game.

 

[fitz]

****in ell, how many of us actually turned the game off and watched master chef?

I was working at the time n all....

Masterchef proper winds me up. Twat said "a jus or a gravy" ......it's ****ing gravy or sauce you ****.

Football nowadays I'm just meh about our turgidness and lack of giving a ****. Unless we get a corner of course.

 

[bocadillo]

Well, at least everyone got what they deserved.

I got ****ing soaked on the way home from work. What makes you think I deserved that? Eh?

 

[bocadillo]

I look forward to another blunt and unimaginative display on Sunday.

Blunt. Against the Blades.

I see what you did there!

 

[Blue Maniac]

I got ****ing soaked on the way home from work. What makes you think I deserved that? Eh?

Hmm. Have you been a **** at any time today?

 

[bocadillo]

Hmm. Have you been a **** at any time today?

I did make rather a crude reference to Prince Phillip and the Queen's head. I suppose it could have been that.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I did make rather a crude reference to Prince Phillip and the Queen's head. I suppose it could have been that.

Did you hear the Robbie Savage story?

 

[bocadillo]

Did you hear the Robbie Savage story?

I missed it. Please tell.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I missed it. Please tell.

Oh mate. It’s a doozy.

So, just before we signed him, John Robertson told Sav that Martin O’Neill was gonna ring him, right? At his mam and dad’s house. Sav only goes out to his grandma’s and misses the call! He missed a phone call from Martin O’Neill because he was visiting his grandma!

He rang back later though so it all worked out okay.

 

[fitz]

I got ****ing soaked on the way home from work. What makes you think I deserved that? Eh?

Did you miss the boat?

 

[londonfox]

I wish Savage would stop wibbling on

That’s better

 

[Blue Maniac]

Did you miss the boat?

Narrowly

 

[tedfoxxx]

It’s not been great recently but as D Bream sang, things can only get batter.