Cloudio9
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know what we are, we know what we are are are, Champions of England we know what we are.
Has anyone else noticed that everyone that drives slowly is an idiot and those that drive too fast are maniacs
Thinking of buying a Theremin but finding it hard to justify as I'll probably hardly ever touch it.
Live, Breath Everything Leicester since 1986
If I had a pound for every woman who said I was ugly, I would be attractive by now.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Today was a day for praying... ...and not moving too far away from the toilet.
Today is a day for dreaming..
Today is the day for definite decisions, or is it
In the English Channel a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.It's believed that both crews have been marooned
Happy Chocolate Egg day.
I woke up this morning and couldn't believe I'd forgot which side that the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me.
West Brom have vowed to ban coin thrower for life ....30,000 have come forward claiming responsibility
I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs, he wasn't happy
Old enough to know better... but was never formally introduced!
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me
Saw an idiot at the gym put a water bottle where the Pringles are supposed to go on the treadmill.
You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents.