Another day gone and the elephant still hasn't fallen from the tree.
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borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.
Delays at airports sucks. Young kids at current airport make a lot of noise.
Big mistake taking a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Puppies are awesome
Time for a pear cider... or two.
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
Me and my mate just had a fight over which is the best vowel. I won.
Okazaki (Shin)
Black Beauty, now there's a dark horse
Encouraged
I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles everywhere, they fly so high they reach the sky but then like West Ham they fade and die....
Someone make me some tea and toast.
Got my ticket, all I need now is the team to turn up and turn the Mackems over.
When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured
Sodding Windows 10.
Blue army!
Well I'm here, where the heck are you?
Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is.