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Has anyone else noticed that everyone that drives slowly is an idiot and those that drive too fast are maniacs
If I had a pound for every woman who said I was ugly, I would be attractive by now.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
In the English Channel a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.It's believed that both crews have been marooned
I woke up this morning and couldn't believe I'd forgot which side that the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me.
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