I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He said that I didn't have a psychiatrist.
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Married men should learn to forget their mistakes, what's the point in two people remembering every detail.
Saw an elf singing in a bar wearing a cape and fake sideburns. Just another elvish impersonator!
Come on you blue boys 
My fear of moving stairs is escalating
Getting in first - Happy New Year you filthy animals
Merry Christmas!
Sad news: the man who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial.
This time 6 years ago, Riyad Mahrez' squad number was being worn by the one and only Astrit Ajdarevic...
I think I might be omnipresent. Everywhere I go, there I am.
BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an airline to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
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Mike - True Blue Tinter wrote on lazzer's profile.
Hi Lazzer. Best way to watch streams? I use my iPad with the Puffin browser and Airplay to my TV. Is this the best way to stream from wiz.net?
Does anyone know how to get my iPad Airplay image full screen on the TV rather than about two thirds size? Thanks Mike
Does anyone know how to get my iPad Airplay image full screen on the TV rather than about two thirds size? Thanks Mike
NEED 2 tickets for Liverpool Away - we live in Australia and are in the UK for our honeymoon! Big Leicester fans - PLS HELP!!
John 11:35
As I continue my efforts to become a better person, my resolutions are: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count.
Helped the local farmer out with his sheep tonight, we counted 97, but when we rounded them up, there was a 100
Willkommen im Nichts
It's better to remain silent and have people think you're a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Ian Ormandroyd and Phil Gee - Christ we've gone backwards.