Ask Melton

[bocadillo]

Dear melts

Why is it that oil price have come down but not at cost at the pump

The price at the pumps has certainly come down at the pumps in east Kent - by about 10p a litre on diesel.

 

[newtonfox]

The price at the pumps has certainly come down at the pumps in east Kent - by about 10p a litre on diesel.

only came down about 5p around here.

 

[newtonfox]

The oil companies will tell you that it's because the fuel that is in the forecourts at the moment was produced using oil that was bought when the cost per barrel was higher.


P.S. I know I'm not Melton but I am wearing a Ben Elton mask that I keep handy for times like this.

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MELTON'S BITCH :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear melts

Why is it that oil price have come down but not at cost at the pump

I try not to worry about things I can't directly change myself.

I've just received a £25 voucher from Shell for approx two months of fuel. So long as they keep sending me them and I don't have to pay for my fuel myself (exc tax of course), I'm happy.

 

[spionfox]

I've just received a £25 voucher from Shell for approx two months of fuel.

£25 of fuel will last you two months? You either don't go very far or else you have one of those semi solar powered eco prototypes that does something ridiculous like 860 miles per gallon.

 

[Melton Fox]

£25 of fuel will last you two months? You either don't go very far or else you have one of those semi solar powered eco prototypes that does something ridiculous like 860 miles per gallon.

I received a voucher from Shell to spend on the high street, because of the amount of fuel I put in the last two months.

I put in on average £150 per week.

 

[Biff]

Its the anniversary of 911 today.

Melts what brought down WTC building 7, and what hit the pentagon, because it wasnt a plane..............

 

[Melton Fox]

Its the anniversary of 911 today.

Melts what brought down WTC building 7, and what hit the pentagon, because it wasnt a plane..............

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A detonator strategically placed. This may also be the case for the first tower that went down.

 

[Biff]

A detonator strategically placed. This may also be the case for the first tower that went down.

So,was Bin Laden or Bush responsible.........

 

[Melton Fox]

Bin Laden

Who?

 

[Biff]

Who?

Roger Daltry :icon_eek:

 

[highland fox]

Dear Melton
I am lonely Haddock and having trouble mixing with fellow Haddock and other species of fish.Pleasec can you give me some tips on intergrating into Fish Society.

Yours Faithfully

Harry 'The Lonely' Haddock

 

[Melton Fox]

Dear Melton
I am lonely Haddock and having trouble mixing with fellow Haddock and other species of fish.Pleasec can you give me some tips on intergrating into Fish Society.

Yours Faithfully

Harry 'The Lonely' Haddock

I guess it's your ability to use a keyboard that alienates you from the rest of the Haddock population.

 

[Boy Genius]

Why don't I like Lamb of God??????????????????????????

 

[Melton Fox]

Why don't I like Lamb of God??????????????????????????

Is it perhaps because they're not very good?

 

[Boy Genius]

Is it perhaps because they're not very good?

Thats what I wanted to hear, they really are bad.

 

[spionfox]

Dear Melton

Is it 'gay' for a bloke to be horse-riding on a Saturday afternoon instead of watching the footie?

Not watching horse racing or in a bookies, but actually riding a horse. Is that just a little effete?

 

[bocadillo]

Dear Melton

Is it 'gay' for a bloke to be horse-riding on a Saturday afternoon instead of watching the footie?

It's no more gay than fellas that make a show of themselves in front of any old bloke with a microphone.

 

[newtonfox]

It's no more gay than fellas that make a show of themselves in front of any old bloke with a microphone.

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[spionfox]

It's no more gay than fellas that make a show of themselves in front of any old bloke with a microphone.

Ian Stringer is a YOUNG bloke Bob!!!

Did it get airtime then?