Ask Melton

[Melton Fox]

where he tells us what he thinks whether we want him to or not. :icon_wink

As opposed to all the other posters who ask permission before they post their thought?

 

[bocadillo]

Sometimes common sense is a powerful tool.

OK. I'll use my common sense and, as my question relates to the keeping of fish, I'll ask it in the 'Ornamental Fish' thread.

 

[bocadillo]

As opposed to all the other posters who ask permission before they post their thought?

I would have thought that if anybody posts anything at all on TB (or any other part of the www), they are by default inviting comment thereon.

 

[Melton Fox]

I would have thought that if anybody posts anything at all on TB (or any other part of the www), they are by default inviting comment thereon.

Indeed, it's just one big friendly chatfest.

 

[Biff]

Melts ive had £100 on the end of the world happening next year, at 40/1. Is this a good bet.

 

[Melton Fox]

Melts ive had £100 on the end of the world happening next year, at 40/1. Is this a good bet.

I ****ing hope so.

 

[Biff]

I ****ing hope so.

Me to, i need the dough............

 

[Biff]

Melts is it true that, your foot is excatly the same size, as from your elbow to your wrist!! Try it, its true!

 

[newtonfox]

Melts is it true that, your foot is excatly the same size, as from your elbow to your wrist!! Try it, its true!

So if you already know why ask :icon_conf:icon_conf

 

[Biff]

So if you already know why ask :icon_conf:icon_conf

Because its a load of bollocks and i wanted to see who wouild be the first numpty to reply.

 

[Boy Genius]

Melts is it true that, your foot is excatly the same size, as from your elbow to your wrist!! Try it, its true!

not if you are a double amputee

 

[Biff]

not if you are a double amputee

What, like one arm and one leg............

 

[FIF]

keep moving

 

[Matt_B]

keep moving

 

[The Major]

How does Russel Brand manage to earn a living as a comedian?

 

[Melton Fox]

How does Russel Brand manage to earn a living as a comedian?

Because the large percentage of the viewing public are either gay or thick. Those us us that aren't, don't watch him.

 

[Cate Fox]

Because the large percentage of the viewing public are either gay or thick. Those us us that aren't, don't watch him.

valid point, well answered

 

[highland fox]

How does Russel Grant manage to earn a living as a Rentboy?

He's classed as a Celebrity Shag in a certain part of Buckinghamshire

 

[newtonfox]

Dear melts

Why is it that oil price have come down but not at cost at the pump

 

[Macky]

Dear melts

Why is it that oil price have come down but not at cost at the pump

The oil companies will tell you that it's because the fuel that is in the forecourts at the moment was produced using oil that was bought when the cost per barrel was higher.


P.S. I know I'm not Melton but I am wearing a Ben Elton mask that I keep handy for times like this.