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[Yorkshire Vixen]

Is it somewhere near the Equator?

nearer heaven i would say :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Innocent]

and they are shaped like Dysons too

Ahhhhhh. You finally found one! Did it come with an instruction manual, like a duster?

The prog was called 'Sextasy' YV. It ran on LivingTV, some years ago.

 

[Boy Genius]

Is it somewhere near the Equator?

who cares anyway. It keeps the women away from the kitchen longer

 

[Steven]

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2495

 

[Jeff]

dont be silly Steven. Have you tried keeping a chicken still? Its not easy despite trying

Use a frozen one.

 

[Boy Genius]

Ahhhhhh. You finally found one! Did it come with an instruction manual, like a duster?

The prog was called 'Sextasy' YV. It ran on LivingTV, some years ago.

I don't think I would like to go near to a woman who those fit into. I would be able to climb in.

 

[Macky]

Is it somewhere near the Equator?

Don't be daft h, it's a real spot, as in like a mole on their back.

Not all women have one but they are handy, give you something to aim for when you're recording the cum shot

 

[Boy Genius]

Use a frozen one.

thats one way of getting a chap on the the old man

 

[city-faithful]

A chap on the old man? Does Elvis know about the technique....

 

[Melton Fox]

I hate vibrators, they remind me of Tigers fans. Especially the ones that are stuck up c*nts.

 

[Graz]

I hate vibrators, they remind me of Tigers fans. Especially the ones that are stuck up c*nts.

:icon_lol: Brilliant!

Being at Uni, I'm scared at how many girls have them... I swear every girl I've lived with in my 3 years here has had one stashed away in their cupboards. And for some reason feel the need to whip them out and show us.
Intimidating!

 

[highland fox]

The prog was called 'Sextasy' YV. It ran on LivingTV, some years ago.

The first TB Member who has been a TV Celeb !! The nearest we have came in the past is when one of Mk's suits was on The Antiques Roadshow

 

[Melton Fox]

The first TB Member who has been a TV Celeb !! The nearest we have came in the past is when one of Mk's suits was on The Antiques Roadshow

Poppycock!!!

I did a thirty minute documentary for Discovery Home & Leisure a couple of years ago, and I used to write for Charlie Dimmock. So there!!!!

 

[Dour]

:icon_lol: Brilliant!

Being at Uni, I'm scared at how many girls have them... I swear every girl I've lived with in my 3 years here has had one stashed away in their cupboards. And for some reason feel the need to whip them out and show us.
Intimidating!

Perhaps they're merely suggesting that you might reply to some of those penis enlargement and Viagra ads in your inbox

 

[highland fox]

Poppycock!!!

I was once on Crimewatch for exposing myself to old ladies a couple of years ago, and I used to stalk Charlie Drake. So there!!!!

I stand corrected

 

[Melton Fox]

I stand corrected

:icon_lol:

 

[DesertFox]

The first TB Member who has been a TV Celeb !!

Virkie Fox has been on TV a few times. Don't see much of him around here these days...

 

[alex]

I stand corrected

You have a nightly appearance on Gaydar didn't you say?

 

[Hammond Organ]

I have been on telly a few times.

 

[Micky]

my sister was on the pink windmill