Match 11 v 247 Staff

[Hazzman]

Nope, me neither. Not with "Mr ****ing rule book" running the show :icon_lol:

These ref's are so strict.

 

[pds]

We wearing blue again?

Just wondered as I missed last week, don't know if you were wearing FCUK's kit.

 

[Hazzman]

We wearing blue again?

Just wondered as I missed last week, don't know if you were wearing FCUK's kit.

Yes, Blue. But I know they play in Sky Blue, so we will probs have to wear bibs.

 

[Matt_B]

Good luck you bunch of lesbians

 

[drummindefender]

Yes, Blue. But I know they play in Sky Blue, so we will probs have to wear bibs.

so i need to bring em then?

 

[Melton Fox]

Good luck you bunch of lesbians

 

[Hazzman]

so i need to bring em then?

To nick a lyric off Terry Hall 'it's up to you'

but yes we may need them.

 

[Melton Fox]

To nick a lyric off Terry Hall 'if you ever think of me I'll be thinking of you.'

Bender

 

[drummindefender]

no problem

 

[fcukcov]

These ref's are so strict.

I told the ref last night to “**** off” and “****ing book me if you want you twat” and didnt even get a yellow!:icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

I told the ref last night to “**** off” and “****ing book me if you want you twat” and didnt even get a yellow!:icon_lol:

Obviously doesn't take orders too well.



Edit - He'd get a job in the Wigston Chinky easily.

 

[drummindefender]

I told the ref last night to “**** off” and “****ing book me if you want you twat” and didnt even get a yellow!:icon_lol:

we dont want to know about the role play you got up to last night

 

[fcukcov]

Obviously doesn't take orders too well.

:icon_lol:
That was after I had kicked the ball 30 yards off the pitch into a ditch after being given offside after taking it around their last defender. I wasn’t a happy bunny.

 

[fcukcov]

we dont want to know about the role play you got up to last night

Unfortunately it wasnt role play and if it wasnt for the fact that i know the ref well i think i wouldnt have gotten off quite so easily.

 

[pds]

We lost 3-1 last night, boring match.

I was drafted up front for the last 15 minutes reverting from my left back role.

Almost got on the scoresheet with a header, but almost ain't good enough.

 

[Hazzman]

I told the ref last night to “**** off” and “****ing book me if you want you twat” and didnt even get a yellow!:icon_lol:

Did it make you feel big Leroy?

The scizo ref at Goals (the one who says to you 'it will get better' and then calls you 'a fat bastard' within a minute) was reffing a game I was watching on Friday night.

He'd a fall out with a lino because he wouldn't put his flag down just after giving a decision. 'PUT THE FLAG DOWN!', 'but it was offside ref I was just doing what ya told', 'PUT IT DOWN!', 'but you haven't given the free kick', 'BUT THE ****ING FLAG DOWN NOW!'

Lino throws the flag to the floor and walks off....hilarious.

 

[fcukcov]

Did it make you feel big Leroy?

The scizo ref at Goals (the one who says to you 'it will get better' and then calls you 'a fat bastard' within a minute) was reffing a game I was watching on Friday night.

He'd a fall out with a lino because he wouldn't put his flag down just after giving a decision. 'PUT THE FLAG DOWN!', 'but it was offside ref I was just doing what ya told', 'PUT IT DOWN!', 'but you haven't given the free kick', 'BUT THE ****ING FLAG DOWN NOW!'

Lino throws the flag to the floor and walks off....hilarious.

I don’t need to feel big hazzer I’m already a fat bastard. It wasn’t a matter of feeling big it was a matter of giving my all to get on the end of a very good pass and clearly being on side only to be given off by an atrocious decision. That’s Sunday league linos for you though, ive done it to others on many an occasion.

 

[Siouxsie]

Where's Spanky?

I only read these threads because his enthusiastic bounding around on a Thursday cheers me up.

 

[drummindefender]

good point! surprised he hasn't been compliment fishing all day!

 

[Melton Fox]

I'm guessing he's not playing. He asks for compliments all day long so something's wrong.

Has he asked what the score was last time we played these yet?