Make sure you say how great her mum and dad are..........even if you don't mean it....
Just sob uncontrollably for 15 straight minutes and then sit down
yeah, that's what the next 20 years will be like.....Just sob uncontrollably for 15 straight minutes and then sit down
yeah, that's what the next 20 years will be like.....
divorce is too expensive and the odds on who will die are generally in the wife's favour....
Talking about the first time you got her to agree to anal sex is probably a no-no.
Especially since most of your mates were there before you.
you dont know how close to the truth you are dour.
sometimes homer you are a wanker and then sometimes you do strike comedy gold.
50% of that sentence is correct.
after that id be questioning the whole wedding
sensible answer:
I wouldn't worry too much as the groom isn't expected to be funny, that's the best man's job.
If it's a formal affair from what I remember traditionally the groom's speech includes thanking his parents and his bride's parents (if applicable of course) for their love and support, his wife for having him (some mushy bit about how happy she's made him etc), thanking the guests for coming and their presents, perhaps mentioning absent friends/ rellies, and generally ends by complimenting the bridesmaids on their appearance and thanks them.
Write down what you are going to say and practise it. Then make short notes like cue cards for the day.
Smile, enjoy it and don't drink too much until afterwards!!
Good luck.
Thanks for supporting my post OG :icon_wink"I must comment how beautiful the bridesmaids look in their magnificent outfits. Almost as beautiful as they did last night without them"
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