Speculation Nicky Maynard

[Jenks]

Somewhere about 15 light years ago or at least 25 pages ago it was stated we would learn the outcome of this thread or was that just a lie to keep me interested and bollocks I refuse to use a question mark.

I believe the bible came about like this. It was just a random forum about this fella called 'Jesus', passed around on a bit of parchment.

 

[Matt_B]

100 pages. is it time to close this on the basis that a thread this long surely cannot have a positive conclusion ??

Only 10 pages. Another 90 then I'll agree with you.

 

[Matt_B]

I believe the bible came about like this. It was just a random forum about this fella called 'Jesus', passed around on a bit of parchment.

Nice!

 

[olip6]

Steve Howard is better than Nicky Maynard.
Fact.

 

[Scarby]

http://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/topic/136858-the-nicky-maynard-thread-merged/page__st__3150

black cats have 'had' a bid accepted. The rumour mill continues.


Im not even this Nicky Maynard exists

 

[FoxCovert]

The zombie baby from Braindead was ****ing awesome though.

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Just your average kid from Co'ville

 

[David Gwilliam]

Well he is injured according to BCFC. It begs the question, can someone with an injury pass a football medical examination?

Yes. Carl Cort did.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

So was Akinbiyi, he always looked a bit crippled.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Given your screenname I find your love of zombie babies not in the least surprising.

Indeed. :icon_cool

 

[Hammond Organ]

Reading Foxes Stalk it would appear that if we don't sign Nicky Maynard then planet earth is in danger of invasion by Lucifer and his demon minions, leading to the righteous and virtuous being judged into heaven by God, The Bodhisattva, Mohammed, Ganesh, Zeus, David Koresh, David Icke, Davy Jones, Jennifer Capriati and Ian Beale.

 

[Mawsley]

An anagram of 'Nicholas Maynard' is 'Dull Bollocks'.

And an anagram of 'Foxestalk' is 'Brainlessfuckwit'.

And if it isn't then it should be.

 

[Hammond Organ]

An anagram of 'Nicholas Maynard' is 'Dull Bollocks'.

And an anagram of 'Foxestalk' is 'Brainlessfuckwit'.

And if it isn't then it should be.

I spent some time looking into anagrams of Talking Balls, and came up with:-

Balls Talking
Talking Balls

Who would have thought it, eh?

 

[Macky]

L'stalking lab

 

[Hammond Organ]

L'stalking lab

Obsessed French dog?

 

[Macky]

Obsessed French dog?

Oui Monsieur

 

[Matt_B]

http://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/topic/136858-the-nicky-maynard-thread-merged/page__st__3150

black cats have 'had' a bid accepted. The rumour mill continues.


Im not even this Nicky Maynard exists

As far as I can see, that's just one poster asking if Sunderland have?

 

[Blue Maniac]

As far as I can see, that's just one poster asking if Sunderland have?

Which of course means he's already been allocated a squad number and is currently being photographed in a SAFC thong for their new catalogue.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Which of course means he's already been allocated a squad number and is currently being photographed in a SAFC thong for their new catalogue.

Otherwise known as a Bruce's Bauble Bag...

 

[dpjfox]

is he in the BCFC squad today?

 

[Filthy Rich]

is he in the BCFC squad today?

Apparently he's being unveiled as our new striker before today's game. Not sure if that came from Twatter or Foxy Stork.