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[Real Sharapova]

What the Dystopian **** is a ****ing minister for civil society?!?!

It's Cameron trying to breath some life into the corpse of his idea " The Big Society ". Remember that? I thought not.

 

[pork pie fox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29446232

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Nigel Brown, communications manager for the council, said: "The site was inspected by staff who agreed that it could be seen as offensive and it was removed this morning in line with our policy to remove this type of material within 48 hours.

"We would obviously welcome an appropriate Banksy original on any of our seafronts and would be delighted if he returned in the future."

Translation: We realise we've ****ed up. Please come again Mr Banksy, we're sorry. Damn that would have been worth quite a lot of money.

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-29446232

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Translation: We realise we've ****ed up. Please come again Mr Banksy, we're sorry. Damn that would have been worth quite a lot of money.

 

[Macky]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...n-disturbing-surge-of-beheadings-9686063.html

 

[Macky]

Clegg: "Conservatives are being very conservative"

 

[homer]

News headline of the week

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/M...xual-assault/story-23061394-detail/story.html

 

[pork pie fox]

News headline of the week

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/M...xual-assault/story-23061394-detail/story.html

That is a cracking headline.

 

[Blue Maniac]

News headline of the week

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/M...xual-assault/story-23061394-detail/story.html

Curious. What's the relevance of the victim's sexual orientation?

 

[bocadillo]

Curious. What's the relevance of the victim's sexual orientation?

It has no more relevance than does identifying the perpetrator as a man.

 

[Blue Maniac]

It has no more relevance than does identifying the perpetrator as a man.

The headline would look very odd if you replaced both 'man' and 'lesbian' with 'person' or 'human'.

 

[homer]

We've all been there

You're pissed up at the end of a party, there's no one else around, and there's a lesbian's arse there right next to you

Who wouldn't take the opportunity to have a little taster ?

Just a natural reaction. Should never have got to court

 

[Macky]

http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...world-ignoring-revolutionary-kurds-syria-isis

 

[pork pie fox]

http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...world-ignoring-revolutionary-kurds-syria-isis

Interesting read.

 

[pork pie fox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557

 

[bocadillo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557

Headline: Students given permission to do what they've been doing for years.

 

[pork pie fox]

Headline: Students given permission to do what they've been doing for years.

That did cross my mind too.

 

[Macky]

Interesting read.

Tis indeed and it's not something that is ever reported on. I was genuinely surprised when I saw it on the Grainiad, even though it's only in the CIF section

 

[Macky]

Eulogy for the NHS

 

[Motown Fox]

Beware your secrets will be found out.:icon_bigg



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

 

[Mawsley]

Beware your secrets will be found out.:icon_bigg



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

How on Earth did she conceive if she only slept with him? I may not be an expert but I'd swear ****ing ought to be involved. Or a turkey baster.