Relegation?

Do you think we're going down?

  • Yes

    Votes: 47 55.3%
  • No

    Votes: 38 44.7%

  • Total voters
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Kelly Brook has great tits when you touch them.
Looking at the remaining fixtures, Everton will be safe for sure. Forest will get maximum one more point, Leeds will get maximum four more points, so if we get four more points we’ll stay up on goal difference.

I mean we won’t get those four points, but that’s a different story.
 
**** relegation, I’m just thinking Kelly Brooks now.
 
Ahead of the weekend, here’s how things stand and the run in for all 5 threatened teams. Most of those five teams can score points from their remaining games. It’s gonna be tight.

Forest (16th, 33pts)
13 May Chelsea (a), 20 May Arsenal (h), 28 May Crystal Palace (a)

Everton (17th 32pts)
14 May Manchester City (h), 20 May Wolves (a), 28 May Bournemouth (h)

Leicester (18th 30pts)
15 May Liverpool (h), 22 May Newcastle (a), 28 May West Ham (h)

Leeds (19th 30pts)
13 May Newcastle (h), 21 May West Ham (a), 28 May Tottenham (h)

Southampton (20th 24pts)
13 May Fulham (h), 21 May Brighton (a), 28 May Liverpool (h)
Don't see anyone getting any points this weekend
Could come down to needing to win against West Ham to stay up on goal difference!
 
We ought to be selling everyone who's been in the first team this year, none of them have been worth it, many will want to play at a higher level to preserve international careers (as if they deserve it) and I can't see many of them adapting to life in the Championship anyway. That said, it is an opportunity to rebuild and there's some decent talent in the youth team - we should be able to keep Iversen, Choudhury, KDH, Thomas and Hirst. They're good enough for the Championship. Find six more good players with some sound recruitment which might be possible since we've only had someone in that role since Christmas (a scandal which shows quite how badly run the club has become) and add a subs bench including Brunt, Leshabela Popov, Braybrooke, Alves and the Pennants - maybe something to cheer for at least.
That line up & bench would be a recipe for successive relegations. KDH & Thomas are ****ing lightweights who'd get buggered savagely in the championship. Hirst ? no ****er has any idea how good or shit he might be but the evidence so far would seem to indicate **** all to get excited about. Hamza would be OK on the physical side but has no noticable ability. Iversen would be fine probably.

**** me it's going to be a grim old summer.
 
Kelly Brook has competition…

She's not bloody daft is she ?

Nice little carefully co-ordinated cleavage glimpse for the lads (despite saying how mortifying the whole thing was) Shares her little adventurous road trip with us. Then a (perfectly respectable so as to avoid censure) selfie that shows off every inch of her figure...& a professional flourish at the very end by completely uneccessarily mentioning her desperate need for a piss when she got in.

Specifically designed to plant in the mind of the reader an image of her sliding her knickers down while still wearing the ruined clothing item...which since she mentioned it was a jumpsuit means she'd have been naked on the bog apart from a bra & the knickers round her ankles.

Alluring, suggestive, a bit filthy & a large dose of vulnerability.

Whoever runs her PR has played a blinder there. Media index up at least 15 points.

If she came up with the whole thing herself, she'll be running the country within 6 months.
 
She's ****ing insufferable

Nevermind those duck lips
 
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