Was about to congratulate you until I realised what thread this was inMy new girlfriend is taking me out shopping tonight.
She said I need new clothes as I look too middle aged.
I'm gutted.
I love my suit of armour.
A bloke came in the pub the other day he was selling 8 legs of venison for £200. I told him that was two deer,
A bloke came in the pub the other day he was selling 8 legs of venison for £200. I told him that was two deer,
magic
reminds me of "I got stung off a bee yesterday, £50 for a jar of honey"
A bloke came in the pub the other day he was selling 8 legs of venison for £200. I told him that was two deer,
I'm so proud of myself, I spent all night putting my Christmas decorations up myself. I'm now at the hospital having them removed!
Shocking.What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?A paraplegic after a housefire.
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