The Apprentice 2009

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Just got back home from Edinburgh. Recieved an email from, "The Apprentice," I have been invited for an interview on Wednesday 16th July in Birmingham.

Please note that if successful at this stage, you will be asked back to a second interview which will take place in London on either Tuesday 22nd, Wednesday 23rd or Thursday 24th July 2008. Please make arrangements now to be available on these dates, as you will only find out if you are needed, on Friday 18th July 2008. The second round of interviews will take half a day and will be conducted in groups.

If selected for The Apprentice, you will be required to live in London at a location provided by us for a period of up to eight weeks from mid September 2008. You will also be required for filming on pre-arranged dates before 15th September 2008, as advised by us.
 
Go for it.
 
hasn't sralan decided to retire? Who do you think will be the next guru?
 
hasn't sralan decided to retire? Who do you think will be the next guru?

Not according the application form, asked all about Sir Alan. I had to answer questions on why I wanted to work for him. Also who my role model is excluding my future boss ;) (Sir Alan)
 
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hasn't sralan decided to retire? Who do you think will be the next guru?

Not according the application form, asked all about Sir Alan.

AMS is irrelevant. The BBC are making a TV program, they don't give two shits who the business sponsor is as long as he/she makes for good TV.
The selection process will be almost identical to the selection for Big Brother, it's not what you know, it's how many boxes you tick on their selection list.

My advice is declare that you refuse to call anybody 'Sir'.
Refuse to acknowledge anybody that makes use of titles bestowed on them by parasites that have titles purely because of the vagina that they crawled out of.
 
and while I think of it, make sure that if you do manage to make it onto the program and end up being sacked in the board room DO NOT thank him for the opportunity, or any such bollocks. Look him square in the eyes and say "well f*ck you so, you big hairy ballsack".
It always f*cked me off the way that they are almost apologetic when they get sacked.

I think I should apply, the Beeb would love me, I wouldn't stand for any of that crawly bumlick bullshit.
 
Good night was it Macky?
 
Does anyone know when the new series is on? Can't be long now.

Watched "The Real Sir Alan" on BBC this evening, was quite interesting.
 
Why don't you go on Melts, you and Sir Alan would make compelling viewing i reckon.
Never. He's a self loving, opinionated c**t with a head the size of The Epcot Centre.

He thinks he knows everything, thinks his opinion is always right and is very rude to people.

I couldn't cope with somebody like that.
 
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Never. He's a self loving, opinionated c**t with a head the size of The Epcot Centre.

He thinks he knows everything, thinks his opinion is always right and is very rude to people.

I couldn't cope with somebody like that.



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Never. He's a self loving, opinionated c**t with a head the size of The Epcot Centre.

He thinks he knows everything, thinks his opinion is always right and is very rude to people.

I couldn't cope with somebody like that.

Not sure Sralan could either :icon_lol:
 
Blimey, I've just typed "The Apprentice 2009" into Google to see when the new series starts.

This thread is top of Google ratings :icon_eek:
 
Blimey, I've just typed "The Apprentice 2009" into Google to see when the new series starts.

This thread is top of Google ratings :icon_eek:

Starts on Friday 27th March I believe - can't wait.
 
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