Miles Away
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He's wank.
I'm not entirely convinced by him, but I'd ****ing snap your hand off to have him in our squad today.
He's wank.
Or anyone with two working legsI'm not entirely convinced by him, but I'd ****ing snap your hand off to have him in our squad today.
A tennis player perhaps?Or anyone with two working legs
That Serena Williams has got some legs on her.A tennis player perhaps?
Some. Two is factual.That Serena Williams has got some legs on her.
Some. Two is factual.
Unless this is a Tarzan sketch?
It's well understood that for elite tennis players, better conditioning and massive leaps in racket design and materials have given the super-talented five or more years extra life at the top. Serena, goddess that she is, has pushed this a bit too far, and barely moves on court, relying on brute power, years of experience and cunning, and intimidation - a fast diminishing resource for her over the last couple of years.She is built like the proverbial brick shithouse, and I say that not as any form of ism. A real powerhouse of an athlete, she batters opponents in a most fearsome manner. A defensive midfield role beckons.
Have Serena or big Wes ever been seen together...It's well understood that for elite tennis players, better conditioning and massive leaps in racket design and materials have given the super-talented five or more years extra life at the top. Serena, goddess that she is, has pushed this a bit too far, and barely moves on court, relying on brute power, years of experience and cunning, and intimidation - a fast diminishing resource for her over the last couple of years.
Rather than draft her in, I'd suggest giving Wes Morgan a big tennis racket and see if it extends his life, or shortens his opponents'.
Only on a tennis court in a doubles match. Mind you, they both got injured. Pulled groins apparently.Have Serena or big Wes ever been seen together...
Leicester RAID Rodgers' former club!!!SOUND THE SWOOP ALARM!
Engage warchests, target ace.... and swoop!
"Closing in" could very easily mean "sent him a gift basket of Thorntons". There's nothing substantiated in there.Well I guess £15M is near chump change these days. I just hope we don't get a chump.
But this is just gossip in the Mail, no? And there's been gossip about our links with him for some time now, so I 'm not reading it as a done deal, "closing in" or no.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Leicester | 46 | 97 |
2 | Ipswich | 46 | 96 |
3 | Leeds Utd | 46 | 90 |
4 | Southampton | 46 | 87 |
5 | West Brom | 46 | 75 |
6 | Norwich City | 46 | 73 |
7 | Hull City | 46 | 70 |
8 | Middlesbro | 46 | 69 |
9 | Coventry City | 46 | 64 |
10 | Preston | 46 | 63 |
11 | Bristol City | 46 | 62 |
12 | Cardiff City | 46 | 62 |
13 | Millwall | 46 | 59 |
14 | Swansea City | 46 | 57 |
15 | Watford | 46 | 56 |
16 | Sunderland | 46 | 56 |
17 | Stoke City | 46 | 56 |
18 | QPR | 46 | 56 |
19 | Blackburn | 46 | 53 |
20 | Sheffield W | 46 | 53 |
21 | Plymouth | 46 | 51 |
22 | Birmingham | 46 | 50 |
23 | Huddersfield | 46 | 45 |
24 | Rotherham Utd | 46 | 27 |