The new "Things that piss you off" thread

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bocadillo

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I can hardly believe that nothing has pissed anybody off for almost a year and that the old "Things that piss you off thread" has closed itself. So here's a new one, starting with:


Having to buy pyjamas that will only ever be worn twice. What a waste of money!
 
Bob are you in a private room?

If not, I suspect you'll also need to buy half a dozen pairs of ear muffs so the poor ****ers don't have to put up with your snooring.
 
When I have a really bad, disjointed sleep and I'm grouchy for the rest of the day.
 
Bob are you in a private room?

No idea.


If not, I suspect you'll also need to buy half a dozen pairs of ear muffs so the poor ****ers don't have to put up with your snooring.

The miserable buggers will have to buy their own. The fare to Stanmore and these ****ing pyjamas have just about cleared me out. I might even have to wait until after pension day to pay my way back.
 
When I have a really bad, disjointed sleep and I'm grouchy for the rest of the day.

I'll be under the effect of the anaesthetic so the miserable buggers can be as grouchy as they like; they won't affect me.
 
Having to buy pyjamas that will only ever be worn twice. What a waste of money!

Which type did you go for?

70s style pseudo-suit, with the lapels and a breast pocket? Or a fluffy, teddy bear onesy?
 
Which type did you go for?

70s style pseudo-suit, with the lapels and a breast pocket? Or a fluffy, teddy bear onesy?


Cheap and nasty cotton jersey t-shirt and shorts type ones, so that I won't have to keep taking my kecks off every time somebody wants to examine my knee.

The teddy bear ones didn't come in my size. Nor could I find any with head-of-fox logo.
 
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Red silk kimono with crouching dragon motif.

Some people would do anything to impress our new Asian owners. I am not some people.
 
Knowing I've got craft tools in a box or bag somewhere but I can't find them!!
Wouldn't bother me if it were a pair of scissors or ink pads but it's a die cutter and two border punches, which cost £15 each and I wanted to use them tomorrow......I know they are here somewhere but where......


And one more thing, being woke up at 4am cos Fraggle cat has managed to get into one of the boxes and found some plastic wrapping or similar and is chewing it LOUDLY.... more than once the little buggar and been firmly pushed out onto the landing.
 
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dogs piss me off

stupid barky twats
 
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