The random joke thread

[Profondo Rosso]

I just had some wonderful vegetarian meat. The trick is to slice the vegetarian really thin.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Disabled toilets.

Ironically the only toilets big enough to run round in.

 

[RHYDAL]

Disabled toilets.

Ironically the only toilets big enough to run round in.

Ideal for throwing shapes too.

 

[spionfox]

Ideal for throwing shapes too.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ideal for throwing shapes too.

:icon_bigg

 

[SJN-Fox]

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?








Banned from the petting zoo.

 

[Orifice]

What's orange and rhymes with 'Carrot' ?

 

[spionfox]

What's orange and rhymes with 'Carrot' ?

Go on, I'll set myself up.

I don't know. What is orange and rhymes with 'Carrot'?

 

[spionfox]

Knock knock.

 

[GazLCFC]

What's worse than a joke without a punchline?

 

[spionfox]

What's worse than a joke without a punchline?

Go on, I'll set myself up.

I don't know. What's worse than a joke without a punchline?

 

[The Major]

What's orange and invisible?

















No carrots.

 

[Orifice]

I asked the What's orange and rhymes with 'Carrot' at home last night and started a twenty minute discussion/argument/debate/conflict.

Anyhow, Man goes into a pub and says 'doctor doctor, my dogs got no nose' and the doctor says 'what's come over you' and the man says 'two lorries and a car'.

Joke medlies - it's not the future.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I didn't think this thread could get any worse.

 

[drummindefender]

Whats the difference between Japan and Take That?

Japan couldn't hold back the flood.

 

[The Major]

A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them.

"Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?" he asked.

"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.

"No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between the elephant's legs?" asked the boy.

Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Oh, it's nothing, son." She then left to get some hot dogs and sodas.

While she was gone, the young boy turned to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's that long thing hanging between the elephant's legs?"

"That's the elephant's penis, son," explained the father.

"Well, why did mommy say it was nothing when I asked her?" the boy asked.

Taking a deep breath, the father proudly replied, "I've spoiled that woman, son!"

 

[RHYDAL]

Is that an aneurism?

No, but you can send nursey in anyway.

 

[spionfox]

No, but you can send nursey in anyway.

OK, she's coming to take your pulse....

 

[Darth Vodka]

What's orange and invisible?

orange trivia...

"an orange" used to be "une norenge" in french...which became "un orange" shifting the N to the article

in Spanish it still has the n in "naranja" that it took from the sanskrit

the fruit came before the colour...

before orange, the english word for orange was geoluhread (yellow/red)

 

[RHYDAL]

OK, she's coming to take your pulse....

Swizz.