Chuck T Masala
New Member
I met a girl with a fanny like plasticine last week, I haven't shagged her yet but I think I've made an impression.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stuffed inside Antony Worrall Thompson's jacket.
"Welcome to Ready Steady Cook! Anthony you had £5 to spend - what's in your bag? "
"Organic chicken, lingoustines, rice, stock, wine , scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goat's cheese 3 bottles of cava and a bottle of blue nun.....and I have £5.00 left over."
To be frank, it's a total shambles. Snails, as everyone knows, move considerably slower than either a tortoise or a turtle.A turtle ?
Walking down the street ?
Forgive me for saying this, but I firmly believe that that incident did not actually take place at all. You've made it up, haven't you ?
Now if it was a tortoise.........
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1 | Manchester C | 9 | 23 |
2 | Liverpool | 9 | 22 |
3 | Arsenal | 9 | 18 |
4 | Aston Villa | 9 | 18 |
5 | Chelsea | 9 | 17 |
6 | Brighton | 9 | 16 |
7 | Nottm F | 9 | 16 |
8 | Tottenham | 9 | 13 |
9 | Brentford | 9 | 13 |
10 | Fulham | 9 | 12 |
11 | Bournemouth | 9 | 12 |
12 | Newcastle | 9 | 12 |
13 | West Ham | 9 | 11 |
14 | Manchester U | 9 | 11 |
15 | Leicester | 9 | 9 |
16 | Everton | 9 | 9 |
17 | Palace | 9 | 6 |
18 | Ipswich | 9 | 4 |
19 | Wolves | 9 | 2 |
20 | Southampton | 9 | 1 |