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I've decided, the reason that interview went badly was because of my tiredness because the spandiards kept me up, so there'll be pay back time tonight. I have literally no food in the house whatsoever, except a tin of waitrose beans. Well, i'm going to sacrifice my tea tonight to dish out...

" Too over-qualified " Are they trying to suggest I pay to get wanked off a lot? You can't keep anything a secret these days!

Hahahaaa, i'll let you know how I get on. It's for a bank in Mayfair, as informal as they come. Shouldn't be an issue.

I've got to have a telephone interview on my lunch, i'm keen as botchulism to get this john/job but i'm in bits after that saucepan trick. Any ideas for blagging the gig?

I'm actually quite disgusted with myself for staying away from here for so long. Talk about cutting your nose off to spite yer face.

You get one Paella of a rash, takes weeks to get rid of. I've had to wear a nappy.

My cold taps terminal. I got in last night, monkeyed off me nut and the Spaniards downstairs were making a racket. I went to bed, couldn't sleep, so decided if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So I went down in my boxers and a trilby and to cut a long story short, offended them. There were no...

I don't advocate Faustino Rioja at £9 a bottle on a Tuesday night, I had at least 2 by the state of me this morning. I need my boiler to get back from Benicassim, i've been a menace these past week or so.

By the state of my bank account, sadly the latter.

Naah, no marriage. I stopped paying the mortgage and did a runner to London. Haha.

Afternoon Frank!

Haha, i've had him on facebook, it won't take long to get him talking about milking beasts once again.

I can't believe it's been 5 years since I last had a gigginz in here. I'm disgusted with mesen. I'm back for good now. Perhaps my departure led to the Blue Army's demise? Although to be fair, we were an absolute shithouse before then.

No pal.

It's because the slag I used to be with, caught me on here talking filth. She's long gone though, got a new bit of skirt now down in London. She encourages the filth.

You've rumbled me, Homer. I'm a fake shirt lifter. I apologize for trying to come in here givin it the biggun and not knowing the cut of the jib. I'm a bit ring rusty, i'll be back in the mixer right enough. Got me old lad caught in my zip, it's been a long road back pal.

Aye up yoth!!! How are ya?

I've bought and sold a few penises.

Haha, love you too squire.

Hello sailor! Let's roll back the years, like a young Mick Hucknall.

When will the tribunal take place? Some time in July?

Well done Wales

Well done that man, fountain of all knowledge.

2.30 FOLKESTONE £30 WIN SAFENDONSEABISCUIT 3.00 FOLKSTONE £50 WIN CRAFTY CALLING

Beckham has been shocking, that penalty was abysmal. Never seen anything like it in my life, oh hang on yes I have. He did it about 8 months ago aswell!!! They lost all belief when Rooney went off, cowards.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Apparently Tiatto has got a horse that he takes everywhere, will Micky allow it in the dressing room? It's one of them Shetlands

Source? sweet chilli boy?

If we do sign Wilcox that will mean out of the four players we've signed 3 of them are over 30. Considerably reduced the age of the squad then :roll:

David Wright

Cheers mate!! I'll no doubt lose it all, got to be shrewd and not whack a nifty on the nose.

Everywhere! At 31, he still has 2 or 3 years to offer. Let's hope that means Wilcox isn't on his way.

RovRum mate, yours came last!!! :shock: bloody Dettori what's he playing at?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Malf's at it again!! Another winner at 13/2 so thats another £65 and my tenner back that I put on it. So malf, you've won £225 on two races. Well done mate

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heard he's good, don't know who's after him. We haven't been linked with any players that are below division one in England so I doubt it's us.

Add Tiatto to the fray.

How was Ayia Napa Lumberjack?

Happy with this, forget his age we need a ball winner in midfield. He can also play in a variety of positions, for some reason I was thinking about Tiatto this morning. I feel alot happier now, 3 in.

:lol: :lol: Quality

Have you got a Chasers up there like on The Office?