100 things TBers want to do before they die.

[MKFox]

or 'milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner chocolate's made'

 

[Melton Fox]

or 'milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner chocolate's made'

:icon_lol:

 

[Darth Vodka]

Who do you work for the SS?

nah, Clown Persecution Service

 

[Boy Genius]

Do the new girl at work up the wrong 'un

...and write a book.

and the book is about anal sex?

 

[Disco Bob]

Is it really wrong to want to kill people?

I'd like to find out.

I mean to say, for example, say there was this bloke who owned a number of people...not in a slave way - more like employees tied to the company on a contract. I'd imagine that he might have them insured.

Now, imagine a coach crash on the M1 (just north of Leicester Forest East) and then a massive purchasing of new "staff" in January.

All I need is a vehicle capable of forcing a team bus into the hard shoulder and a thermo-nuclear device.

 

[Melton Fox]

Is it really wrong to want to kill people?

No, it's a perfectly normal and rational emotion.

I think it should be encouraged.

My only worry is that when I kill once, and I'm sure it's not too far off, then I won't stop. My addiction/mission will get out of control until my world is cleansed

 

[Disco Bob]

My only worry is that when I kill once, and I'm sure it's not too far off, then I won't stop. My addiction/mission will get out of control until my world is cleansed

I'm reckoning that it's a bit like those homemade Salt & Vinegar jumbo bags of crisps.

I can't put them down.

Unlike anyone that has ever appeared in Nuts - I'd have no problem expunging them.

 

[Hazzman]

Live abroad

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2225850,00.html

Ahh, feck it, I am off there.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

win the lottory

 

[G F P]

win the lottory

Even if winning the lottery caused you to have the fatal heart attack?

 

[mowbray-fox]

see leicester play good football and win...

 

[SJN-Fox]

see leicester play good football and win...

Have anal sex with the tooth fairy.

Guess which one of us is likely to realise their ambition!

 

[Boy Genius]

Have anal sex with the tooth fairy.

Guess which one of us is likely to realise their ambition!

be a bit on the tight side, you seen how big a tooth fairy is?

 

[MHS]

Have an all-you-can-eat for free at the Pukka Pie factory

 

[Boy Genius]

Have an all-you-can-eat for free at the Pukka Pie factory

thats just like "an all you can drink for free in the 1884"

 

[spionfox]

be a bit on the tight side, you seen how big a tooth fairy is?

Duck tape :icon_wink

 

[MHS]

thats just like "an all you can drink for free in the 1884"

Last time I was in there I bought 3 drinks I'll have you know.

 

[spionfox]

Last time I was in there I bought 3 drinks I'll have you know.

And still had change out of a 20 pound note!

 

[Boy Genius]

Last time I was in there I bought 3 drinks I'll have you know.

shhhhh thats your reputation down the shitter now

 

[MHS]

And still had change out of a 20 pound note!

Only just.

The change didn't last long anyway, a couple of pies and Bovrils saw that soon disappear.