3 word story

[tedfoxxx]

and ceremonial ballbag

 

[FIF]

muzzy'sgal didn't care

 

[The Major]

she loved his

 

[FIF]

friend BG who

 

[The Major]

prefers women who

 

[FIF]

Can crack walnuts

 

[The Major]

between their muscular

 

[FIF]

back molars before

 

[The Major]

spitting the contents

 

[FIF]

into his beer

 

[spionfox]

and gargling yoghurt

 

[fox58]

keeps her throat

 

[FIF]

slimy and white

 

[fox58]

smooth as silk

 

[spionfox]

but sadly, she

 

[FIF]

doesn't take it

 

[spionfox]

behind the bikesheds

 

[fox58]

but will happily

 

[spionfox]

pleasure you if

 

[FIF]

you have centimes