Unfortunately for you, you never will be.
I'm flattered that you have chosen me to be your "victim", but you really don't need to. You wil get used to me and be able to learn to accept me and deal with me, but please don't try and humiliate me, I can't be humiliated.
I mock myself more than you ever could, I shall inform you when I'm doing it in future so I won't have to read your attempts to stereotype me when that is what I am doing in the first place.
Anybody who takes most of my posts too seriously really does need to get a grip.
Just for the record, my quote which you took offence to was aimed at Newts and SWWG, they knew that and appreciated the humour, you my friend are irrelevant and until your outburst I didn't know you existed TBH, so although you took offence, it wasn't aimed at you, it couldn't have been.
However, as I've said before, I'm always happy to offend anybody who wants to be offended.
As I said, I'm flattered by your attention. more fuel for my ego, I love it.