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Re: Question for those who went tonight...

lazzer said:
are you still here hasnt school finished :102:
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3 errors in a 7 word sentence, pretty good going. Looks like you haven't been paying attention in class this year.

Looks like I am still the centre of some people's affections... you come out in packs, all ready to pounce. As Martin Allen would say, 'Lurverlly Jubberlly!!!'

You know, I have only been here two minutes and I have already made a staunch life long friend in Melton Fox, and Yorkshire Vixen and I are already an item. When will you guys get off my back and realise... cornettos are better than magnums. The latter are far too filling.

As ever yours,
 
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consty said:
3 errors in a 7 word sentence, pretty good going. ...
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I make it 5.

You really must try harder if your intention is belittling people.
 
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Macky said:
I make it 5.

You really must try harder if your intention is belittling people.
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How can I belittle Pygmy’s?
But for you, Macky, I have nothing but earnest love and affection.
 
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consty said:
How can I belittle Pygmy’s?
But for you, Macky, I have nothing but earnest love and affection.
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Not earnest in the Oscar Wilde sense I hope. :icon_eek:
 
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I think I'm becoming Constytutionalised.
 
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cvnt
 
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consty said:
3 errors in a 7 word sentence, pretty good going. Looks like you haven't been paying attention in class this year.

Looks like I am still the centre of some people's affections... you come out in packs, all ready to pounce. As Martin Allen would say, 'Lurverlly Jubberlly!!!'

You know, I have only been here two minutes and I have already made a staunch life long friend in Melton Fox, and Yorkshire Vixen and I are already an item. When will you guys get off my back and realise... cornettos are better than magnums. The latter are far too filling.

As ever yours,
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oh no were fecking not i might be fed up but im not hard up..another one for the not-rights
 
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oh Yorkshire, your northern grit is so attractive...
 
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you are a diseased horsecock boy who likes to de-juice sheep
 
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Yorkshire Vixen said:
oh no were fecking not i might be fed up but im not hard up..another one for the not-rights
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As a northerner by definition you are hard up. But worry not, after but a brief few moments of our union I would have kicked you out of bed saying I prefer to sleep alone. So there was no future in it. You are better off without me. I know that.
 
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M17TT C said:
you are a diseased horsecock boy who likes to de-juice sheep
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A stampede of name-calling, but you know, there is a silent minority here who love me. If I call them, they will come
M17, you have given me a most warm declaration of love above thus let it be that I invite you to my boudoir. You can be pillar box, and I'll be posty.
Now that the engagement with Yorkshire Vixen is off, I am free once more to play. Join me. You know you want to.
 
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Hey cunsty, when you fecking off?
 
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consty said:
A stampede of name-calling, but you know, there is a silent minority here who love me. If I call them, they will come
M17, you have given me a most warm declaration of love above thus let it be that I invite you to my boudoir. You can be pillar box, and I'll be posty.
Now that the engagement with Yorkshire Vixen is off, I am free once more to play. Join me. You know you want to.
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Not really, just think you are a joker, a contradiction and so far up your own arse it is unbelievable and I honestly have got nothing better to do at the minute.......

I just know if I 'provoke' you in anyway, I will get a reaction. You are keeping me entertained so far, cheers!
 
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