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Re: Question for those who went tonight...

consty said:
I once, during a presentation to an audience told a joke about dyslexics, unfortunately there was a couple of dyslexics there who took exception to the joke. You should have seen the letters I got.
'You winker'
'Why don't you get list, you flat basket'
etc etc.
I think I know what they mean.
Still misunderstood.
Your ever loving,
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:tumbleweed:
 
Re: Question for those who went tonight...

homer said:
Is that anything like that Fishmania I watched on Sky the other week ?
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That's what I suffer from, I can't help it. They're just so bloody sexy

Sometimes I'm very fortunate that fish come under different laws to the fluffy animals :icon_lol:
 
Re: Question for those who went tonight...

consty said:
I once, during a presentation to an audience told a joke about dyslexics, unfortunately there was a couple of dyslexics there who took exception to the joke. You should have seen the letters I got.
'You winker!'
'Why don't you get list, you flat basket'
etc etc.
I think I know what they mean.
Still misunderstood...
Your ever loving,
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Now thats one way to end a thread......


Not a bad effort from you there either Melton! :081:
 
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Re: Question for those who went tonight...

Melton Fox said:
That's what I suffer from, I can't help it. They're just so bloody sexy

Sometimes I'm very fortunate that fish come under different laws to the fluffy animals :icon_lol:
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There's a time & a plaice for that sort of thing. Weirdo.
 
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Fish are my second greatest obsession. Second only to my obsession with the one and only, Melton Fox. We have agreed an amicable split after a whirlwind romance. He gets to keep the fish. I'm not happy. CORRECTON: I am happy about that. He deserves them. But I just mean that I wish the past could have been different.
 
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Re: Question for those who went tonight...

consty said:
I once, during a presentation to an audience told a joke about dyslexics, unfortunately there was a couple of dyslexics there who took exception to the joke. You should have seen the letters I got.
'You winker!'
'Why don't you get list, you flat basket'
etc etc.
I think I know what they mean.
Still misunderstood...
Your ever loving,
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:018: :018: :018: No dyslexicist jokes/observations please.
 
Re: Question for those who went tonight...

are you still here hasnt school finished :102:
 
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