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Re: Question for those who went tonight...

I once, during a presentation to an audience told a joke about dyslexics, unfortunately there was a couple of dyslexics there who took exception to the joke. You should have seen the letters I got.
'You winker'
'Why don't you get list, you flat basket'
etc etc.
I think I know what they mean.
Still misunderstood.
Your ever loving,

:tumbleweed:
 
Re: Question for those who went tonight...

Is that anything like that Fishmania I watched on Sky the other week ?
That's what I suffer from, I can't help it. They're just so bloody sexy

Sometimes I'm very fortunate that fish come under different laws to the fluffy animals :icon_lol:
 
Re: Question for those who went tonight...

I once, during a presentation to an audience told a joke about dyslexics, unfortunately there was a couple of dyslexics there who took exception to the joke. You should have seen the letters I got.
'You winker!'
'Why don't you get list, you flat basket'
etc etc.
I think I know what they mean.
Still misunderstood...
Your ever loving,

Now thats one way to end a thread......


Not a bad effort from you there either Melton! :081:
 
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Re: Question for those who went tonight...

That's what I suffer from, I can't help it. They're just so bloody sexy

Sometimes I'm very fortunate that fish come under different laws to the fluffy animals :icon_lol:

There's a time & a plaice for that sort of thing. Weirdo.
 
Re: Question for those who went tonight...

Fish are my second greatest obsession. Second only to my obsession with the one and only, Melton Fox. We have agreed an amicable split after a whirlwind romance. He gets to keep the fish. I'm not happy. CORRECTON: I am happy about that. He deserves them. But I just mean that I wish the past could have been different.
 
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Re: Question for those who went tonight...

I once, during a presentation to an audience told a joke about dyslexics, unfortunately there was a couple of dyslexics there who took exception to the joke. You should have seen the letters I got.
'You winker!'
'Why don't you get list, you flat basket'
etc etc.
I think I know what they mean.
Still misunderstood...
Your ever loving,

:018: :018: :018: No dyslexicist jokes/observations please.
 
Re: Question for those who went tonight...

are you still here hasnt school finished :102:
 
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