Agyemang

[Mr Perez]

Aye - feckin' Clifford the Big Red Dog..........

Do women still fancy Cliff Richard?

 

[Melton Fox]

Do women still fancy Cliff Richard?

And men, what isn't there to fancy?

 

[Mr Perez]

And men, what isn't there to fancy?

I thought that.

I saw him on Tv the other day, and i thought to myfelf i'd like to fcuk his face becuase it looks like a c*nt

 

[Melton Fox]

I thought that.

I saw him on Tv the other day, and i thought to myfelf i'd like to fcuk his face becuase it looks like a c*nt

He is calling you, calling you.

 

[homer]

He is calling you, calling you.

"On Santa's Day......."

 

[Mr Perez]

"On Santa's Day......."

Santa can fcuk off as well..

He ain't got sh*t on the Easter Bunny.

 

[foxin_oz]

"On Santa's Day......."

Let it go Homer, it's not funny anymore. But hey, just so you're not disappointed ...



Brilliant ...

 

[Melton Fox]

Santa can fcuk off as well..

He ain't got sh*t on the Easter Bunny.

I shit on the Easter Bunny once.

I won't do it again.

 

[Mr Perez]

I shit on the Easter Bunny once.

I won't do it again.

See to it that you don't

 

[Melton Fox]

See to it that you don't

I won't, because it's now physically impossible.

I urge others not make the same mistake.

 

[TommyK]

This is definitely the sort of player we need. We've got a squad full of midgets and we need some presence up front.

Couldn't agree more.

 

[Disco Bob]

I shit on the Easter Bunny once.

I won't do it again.

At least that answers the age-old question "Does Melton shit in the woods?"

 

[weluvulesta]

sod Agyemang, bring in Ebanks-Blake!!

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

how about steve howard???

 

[Dour]

We really need some more rubbish players to moan about. Preferably short, lazy lightweights.

 

[Hazzman]

how about steve howard???

Agreed but Derby I'd be mugs to get rid when they are here next season.

 

[highland fox]

Who was the last player we got in be it on loan or signed that the prospect of having him playing for us really genuinely excited you ? I'd have to go as far back as Ryan Smith and we all know what happened there

 

[Disco Bob]

Who was the last player we got in be it on loan or signed that the prospect of having him playing for us really genuinely excited you ? I'd have to go as far back as Ryan Smith and we all know what happened there

Ka'ebi

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Who was the last player we got in be it on loan or signed that the prospect of having him playing for us really genuinely excited you ? I'd have to go as far back as Ryan Smith and we all know what happened there

kevin campbell

 

[homer]

Who was the last player we got in be it on loan or signed that the prospect of having him playing for us really genuinely excited you ? I'd have to go as far back as Ryan Smith and we all know what happened there

I actually thought that signing Clemence was a (potentially) fantastic move

Just shows how feckin' stupid I am..........