The two Ian/Iains gone in a matter of weeks, they're gonna be seriously f**ked in the head after this.
I'd like to see footage from the police helicopter when the news breaks. There'll be mongies from all over Leicestershire running out of their back doors and curling up at the bottom of their gardens again muttering and blubbering "it's not true, it's not true, it's true, huuuuuuuume" over and over again whilst rocking backwards and forwards Aurther Fowler style........again.
They'll be there for a few days I'm sure.