Andy Johnson = Dog Shite
Not international class, and dives for fun.
Aaron Lennon = Dog Shite
A kid, shows a lot of promise. Cross often lets him down though.
Stuart Downing = Dog Shite
Not international class, but can kick with his left foot. Any parent on this forum, the best investment you can make in your sons is to teach them this trick - it could literally be worth millions.
Owen Hargreaves = Double Dog shite (I think I might need it explaining to me again why Hargreaves is considered a footballer)
Was our best player in the WC (which admittedly is faint praise), and he is just back from six months out. Having said that, he was poor in the Andorra game, and shouldn;t have been picked anyway - why have a holding midfielder against Andorra ffs?