Babysitting and The Cotton Wool Generation

[pds]

Dont worry you wont get away it for much longer.

****ing Hell! Thats the calm before the storm! You will be paying for this big time in the near future.

I realise this, apparently it's my day tomorrow to do everything!

That is until 5:20pm of course.

Not told her yet that I'll be going to a gig on Valentines Day. :icon_bigg

 

[Cate Fox]

I realise this, apparently it's my day tomorrow to do everything!

That is until 5:20pm of course.

Not told her yet that I'll be going to a gig on Valentines Day. :icon_bigg

If you value your life, I wouldnt go :icon_lol:

 

[Hazzman]

That is until 5:20pm of course.

Not told her yet that I'll be going to a gig on Valentines Day. :icon_bigg

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

I remember back before Xmas 'I'll be dead if I went to that'

 

[Blaby blue blood]

If you value your life, I wouldnt go :icon_lol:

My girlfriend asked me if I'd planned anything for valentines day, I said no why, she said good because its a ****ing waste of money!

I knew I liked this girl for a reason :icon_bigg

 

[Jeff]

My girlfriend asked me if I'd planned anything for valentines day, I said no why, she said good because its a ****ing waste of money!

Maybe she's planning to dump you before Monday.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Maybe she's planning to dump you before Monday.

Hmmmm maybe, but a little something she is carrying tells me otherwise! :icon_wink

 

[Macky]

Hmmmm maybe, but a little something she is carrying tells me otherw*s*! :icon_wink

Has she stolen your passport?

 

[spionfox]

I would expect though that if the 14 year old was the parent, there would be a greater sense of responsibility

Certainly proved that didn't they. Under-age sex and pregnancy. I'd hate to see someone with a lesser sense of responsibility.

 

[spionfox]

Hmmmm maybe, but a little something she is carrying tells me otherw*s*! :icon_wink

Carrying? Is she pregnant?

 

[Macky]

Certainly proved that didn't they. Under-age sex and pregnancy. I'd hate to see someone with a lesser sense of responsibility.

She may have been raped

 

[spionfox]

She may have been raped

If that were the case then my comment could be seen by some as inappropriate.

Likewise there are some who would consider it inappropriate to continue with the pregnancy under such circumstances.

 

[Jeff]

Likew*s* there are some who would consider it inappropriate to continue with the pregnancy under such circumstances.

And there are some who believe that every sperm is sacred and an abortion would make jebus cry.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Has she stolen your passport?

Why would her having my passport stop her from dumping me?

Carrying? Is she pregnant?

Indeed she is 12 wks just gone, and after being told she would never conceive naturally and maybe never at all, it is a very very very happy little miracle. Needless to say, it was the best Xmas present anyone could wish for :icon_bigg

 

[spionfox]

told she would never conceive naturally and maybe never at all, it is a very very very happy little miracle. Needless to say, it was the best Xmas present anyone could wish for :icon_bigg

Very many congratulations to you both. I wish you all the best

 

[spionfox]

And there are some who believe that every sperm is sacred and an abortion would make jebus cry.

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...

because...

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill thiers just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

 

[Macky]

Why would her having my passport stop her from dumping me?

:icon_roll It wouldn't.... but it'd stop you from escaping

Indeed she is 12 wks just gone, and after being told she would never conceive naturally and maybe never at all, it is a very very very happy little miracle. Needless to say, it was the best Xmas present anyone could wish for :icon_bigg

Congrats At least you know you're not a Jaffa

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I've never been one of them...

I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

You don't have to be a six-footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on -
You're a Catholic the moment dad came...

because...

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill thiers just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody's,
Mine
And mine
And mine

Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

...and that kind of madness is why all religion is inherently evil

 

[Matt_B]

Due to the nature of the report I wouldn't be surprised if perhaps the mum had previous and this was not her first offence, but to report that wouldn't cause as much outrage.

 

[Siouxsie]

Indeed she is 12 wks just gone, and after being told she would never conceive naturally and maybe never at all, it is a very very very happy little miracle. Needless to say, it was the best Xmas present anyone could wish for :icon_bigg

Congratulations.

 

[Macky]

Due to the nature of the report I wouldn't be surprised if perhaps the mum had previous and this was not her first offence, but to report that wouldn't cause as much outrage.

Does it really make any difference at all if she has 'previous'?
It doesn't matter if she'd previously served a stretch for torturing and killing children, what's described in the article isn't an offence, nor should it be, so what exactly was the caution for and why did she accept it?

I'd have told them to stuff it up their hole, but I'm quite an obstreperous ****er like that.

 

[Boy Genius]

Congrats At least you know you're not a Jaffa

or the milkman isn't!