Bacon Sandwiches

[Leesoh]

Brown sauce looks, smells and tastes like poo, and a bottle sits proudly upon Satan's dinner table.

Ketchup is the king of sauces.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Brown sauce looks, smells and tastes like poo, and a bottle sits proudly upon Satan's dinner table.

Ketchup is the king of sauces.

Maybe that's your problem. Are you sure someone's not playing an elaborate 'swap Lee's bottle of HP for diarrhoea' joke on you?

 

[Leesoh]

Maybe that's your problem. Are you sure someone's not playing an elaborate 'swap Lee's bottle of HP for diarrhoea' joke on you?

I doubt it very much. If I ever became divorced or widowed, the bottle of brown sauce will be straight into the bin.

 

[Macky]

Brown sauce looks, smells and tastes like poo, and a bottle sits proudly upon Satan's dinner table.

Ketchup is the king of sauces.

If you've got stuff coming out of your arse that looks like brown sauce, then I really think you should see a doctor, that can't be right.

I've never tasted "poo", but if it does taste the same as brown sauce, as you say, then I would happily eat shit sandwiches.

 

[drummindefender]

maybe you should eat a shit sandwich to see if it tastes like brown sauce macky-all in the name of scientific research

 

[Macky]

maybe you should eat a shit sandwich to see if it tastes like brown sauce macky-all in the name of scientific research

Good plan.

Brown bread seems the obvious choice.

 

[fcukcov]

Good plan.

Brown bread seems the obvious choice.

I think in the interests of science you should use a plain white bread as a control within the experiment.

 

[Macky]

I think in the interests of science you should use a plain white bread as a control within the experiment.

Too late, I went with the brown bread, although I don't think it would have influenced the results in any way.

LeeH is a wicked liar, it tastes nothing like brown sauce.


BTW, if anybody is planning on replicating this experiment, it's probably a good idea to buy a packet of mints before you start.

 

[newtonfox]

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Only because you turned it red..........

:icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Leesoh]

LeeH is a wicked liar

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I'm hurt.