Best Line in a film!

[Melton Fox]

We are the Knights who say....Nee

 

[fosseboy83]

We are the Knights who say....Nee

love that film! when i was a kid the horses cracked me up

 

[drummindefender]

'freeze! Cock bag'

 

[Steven]

We are the Knights who say....Nee

Source

HEAD KNIGHT OF NI:
Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR:
Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!
RANDOM:
Ni!
ARTHUR:
No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!
HEAD KNIGHT:
The same!
BEDEVERE:
Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Ni', 'Peng', and 'Neee-wom'!
RANDOM:
Neee-wom!
ARTHUR:
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
HEAD KNIGHT:
The Knights Who Say 'Ni' demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR:
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT:
Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!...
ARTHUR:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
HEAD KNIGHT:
We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR:
Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT:
We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
ARTHUR:
A what?
KNIGHTS OF NI:
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR and PARTY:
Ow! Oh!
ARTHUR:
Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT:
You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.
ARTHUR:
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT:
One that looks nice.
ARTHUR:
Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT:
And not too expensive.
ARTHUR:
Yes.
HEAD KNIGHT:
Now... go!

 

[MKFox]

The Ni saying knights are the worst part of that film.

 

[Jari Rantanen's Shorts]

'I am your worst nightmare!'
'No, my worst nightmare is waking up without my penis...'

 

[Brauny Blue]

'I am your worst nightmare!'
'No, my worst nightmare is waking up without my penis...'

Wayne Bobitt

 

[Blaby blue blood]

quality - what film is this from? I remember it vaguely but can't remember exactly which one it is... meanwhile.. another quote I will toss into the hat from the mighty Wyane's World 2.

"A Gun rack? You got me a gun rack? What in the hell am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun... let alone many guns to necessitate owning a gun rack"

Dumb and Dumber

One of the fave films of all time, I know its said, but pretty much know the film word for word :icon_redf

 

[Melton Fox]

Dumb and Dumber

One of the fave films of all time, I know its said, but pretty much know the film word for word :icon_redf

 

[Melton Fox]

- "Woof Woof"

- "Fook Off"

First dialogue from Rita, Sue & Bob Too

 

[Melton Fox]

Blessed are the Cheesemakers

 

[mccrudden]

I think we are going to need a bigger boat (Roy Shnyder ) JAWS.

 

[londonfox]

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

Clint Eastwood - Dirty Harry

 

[Blaby blue blood]

The Problem with Scotland is its full of Scots

- Braveheart -

 

[Willlow]

I know this isnt word for word but its near enough...

Scent of a Woman

Pacino: 'Get me a john Daniels!'

O'Donnell: 'Dont you mean Jack?'

Pacino: 'When you've known him as long as i have its John!'

:icon_bigg :icon_bigg

The Rock

Connery: '...winners go home and fcuk the prom queen.'

Cage: 'I married the prom queen'

 

[Han]

also the rock (i love that film)


Nicolas cage just destroys a ferrari

random guy: man... you just ****ed up your ferrari

Cage: It wasn't mine, neither is this.

*pushes guy off of his motorbike and rides off on it

 

[OldGit]

"You have a really big butt"

"Really?"

"Yes, the biggest I've ever seen "

"Oh, you're just saying that"

The mamoths in Ice Age 2

 

[MKFox]

"You have a really big butt"

"Really?"

"Yes, the biggest I've ever seen "

"Oh, you're just saying that"

The mamoths in Ice Age 2

I half expect it from today's youth, but not you OG.....
Standards now....

 

[OldGit]

I half expect it from today's youth, but not you OG.....
Standards now....

What? they were moths, both were mothers :icon_redf

 

[MUSSWELL_FOX]

If I was busting your balls, I'd send you home for your shine box.