Pre Match Blackpool v Leicester

[spionfox]

Stringer will be at the hockey for this one so I assume we'll have the pleasure of 442's company.

Jason needs to get excitable and inject some humorous tone into his voice like that nice Mr Stringer..........

 

[Macky]

Jason needs to get excitable and inject some humorous tone into his voice like that nice Mr Stringer..........

He also needs to learn to comment on everything except what's actually happening on the pitch as well, if he wants to be a proper commentator like Stringy

 

[homer]

If he just went "wibble" repeatedly for the full ninety minutes it would be an improvement

 

[Miles Away]

If he just described Alan Young's knob in great detail repeatedly for the full ninety minutes it would be an improvement..in fact...I'd love it!!11!

Awful.

 

[homer]

Ooh, you are awful. But I like you.

Go away, you horrible little man

 

[alex]

Schmeichypants

Dooladoolalet
Morgan
Sledgeywedgey
Konchywonchy

Drinkydoodles
Dyer
Jameseywamesy
Knockyknoooknooo

Nuge
Wood

Gerrrintooooem.

11-1.

 

[Miles Away]

Jameseywamesy is injured.

It'll be kingy kingy bum bum

 

[Matt_B]

According to the BBC, we have the highest shots on target % in the division. Interesting considering the perception is that we miss a lot.

 

[spionfox]

According to the BBC, we have the highest shots on target % in the division. Interesting considering the perception is that we miss a lot.

Yeah, but we keep hitting the bar, posts or keeper don't we!!!

 

[Lako42]

According to the BBC, we have the highest shots on target % in the division. Interesting considering the perception is that we miss a lot.

Hitting the goalkeeper is the same as missing.

 

[Han]

Yeah, but we keep hitting the bar, posts or keeper don't we!!!

It was my understanding that the post and bar count as off target.

 

[bocadillo]

Hitting the goalkeeper is the same as missing.

No, it's not. For the stats it's a shot on target.

 

[Lako42]

No, it's not. For the stats it's a shot on target.

I mean the end result, it still equates to no goal.

 

[spionfox]

It was my understanding that the post and bar count as off target.

So if a shot goes in off the post it was a piece of luck as it was off target?!!

 

[Blue Maniac]

Garrus
Wrex
Grunt
Thane
Liara
Legion
Kaiden
Mordin
Jack
EDI
Javik

Easy win.

 

[Han]

So if a shot goes in off the post it was a piece of luck as it was off target?!!

So if a shot clips the outside of the post and goes wide it is a shot on target?!!

 

[Graz]

So if a shot goes in off the post it was a piece of luck as it was off target?!!

Yes. Same as if a shot was headed towards the corner flag and deflected off a defender's arse into the net.

 

[Jeff]

Yes. Same as if a shot was headed towards the corner flag and deflected off a defender's arse into the net.

What if the ball barely touches the post on the way into the net, is that still off target?


The obvious answer is, if the ball hits the post in such a way that it would then go into the net, it's on target. It it hits the ball and bounces away, it's off target.

 

[Blue Maniac]

What if the ball barely touches the post on the way into the net, is that still off target?


The obvious answer is, if the ball hits the post in such a way that it would then go into the net, it's on target. It it hits the ball and bounces away, it's off target.

What if the ball hits the bar, then bounces down on the goal line a few times and stops there?

 

[Mystery benefactor]

Confirmed as 4-3-3 on twatter