Blood diamonds

[Macky]

Am I the only person that thinks Naomi Campbell has a face like a gibbon's arse? She's as ugly as an ugly thing on a bad day.
Super model? More like a super heifer.



Oh yeah, and she's also lied in the Hague for a particularly nasty war criminal

 

[Boy Genius]

Am I the only person that thinks Naomi Campbell has a face like a gibbon's arse? She's as ugly as an ugly thing on a bad day.
Super model? More like a super heifer.



Oh yeah, and she's also lied in the Hague for a particularly nasty war criminal

She has a load of money though, so that makes her attractive. Without it she looks like shit.

 

[Macky]

She has a load of money though, so that makes her attractive. Without it she looks like shit.

Yeah, but she hasn't always had money though, she got rich through modelling, that's what I can't get my head around.
How in the name of **** was she ever given a modelling job?
I mean, come on, look at the head on her.

Most ugly birds at least can compensate it with having a nice personality. She's ****ed on that score as well though.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I thought I was the odd one out but it turns out other people think she's foul too :thumbs_up

 

[Steven]

In fairness though the Court is nothing but a racist front to attack Africans. If it put Bush and Blair in the dock then I would give it some credibility. :icon_conf

 

[LCFCmonkey]

I thought I was the odd one out but it turns out other people think she's foul too :thumbs_up

Nope, she's definately as ugly as sin.

 

[Hazzman]

Gave me hope for a career in modeling.

 

[fosseboy83]

kate moss aint all that either.

 

[Blue Maniac]

kate moss aint all that either.

For entirely different reasons though. She's unattractive because she's clearly an unhealthy size.

 

[Matt_B]

Good film

 

[homer]

I'd have her, and Mossy is welcome to join in

 

[Cate Fox]

Am I the only person that thinks Naomi Campbell has a face like a gibbon's arse? She's as ugly as an ugly thing on a bad day.
Super model? More like a super heifer.



Oh yeah, and she's also lied in the Hague for a particularly nasty war criminal

Apparently is totally normal for strange men to turn up at her door in the middle of the night with presents :icon_conf

 

[Blue Maniac]

Apparently is totally normal for strange men to turn up at her door in the middle of the night with presents :icon_conf

I told you it was an acceptable thing to do. Are you going to apologise now for slamming the door in my face?

 

[Leesoh]

For entirely different reasons though. She's unattractive because she's clearly an unhealthy size.

She's not as skinny as she used to be, one mag had some sneaky holiday pics of her that made me feel happier about myself! The words 'spare tyre' didn't do it justice

 

[Matt_B]

She's not as skinny as she used to be, one mag had some sneaky holiday pics of her that made me feel happier about myself! The words 'spare tyre' didn't do it justice

I've mentioned it before but it needs repeating, I'm sure women only have the serious body issues that they do because they judge the other women so harshly.

 

[Leesoh]

I've mentioned it before but it needs repeating, I'm sure women only have the serious body issues that they do because they judge the other women so harshly.

Hmmm, food for thought. It won't stop me comparing my bloated and flabby body to every taut, slim female celeb out there.

 

[Boy Genius]

I've mentioned it before but it needs repeating, I'm sure women only have the serious body issues that they do because they judge the other women so harshly.

It's because all women are lesbians, and want to look attractive to each other.

 

[Matt_B]

Hmmm, food for thought. It won't stop me comparing my bloated and flabby body to every taut, slim female celeb out there.

It's a sore point for me (ooh err) as my wife hates her body, despite being a size 10 and not at all chunky. But she then reads all the celebrity shit magazine and her and her friends sit there and bitch about any woman that passes if they are over weight. It then means she has to live by these rules governing appearance that she and the media create and perpetuate, despite both claiming to hate.

 

[Cate Fox]

It's a sore point for me (ooh err) as my wife hates her body, despite being a size 10 and not at all chunky. But she then reads all the celebrity shit magazine and her and her friends sit there and bitch about any woman that passes if they are over weight. It then means she has to live by these rules governing appearance that she and the media create and perpetuate, despite both claiming to hate.

I saw on the news the other day that the Girl Guides are trying to start a campaign for magazines to clearly state on photos when they have airbrushed them, as its making women look too "perfect" when in reality they have the same lumps and bumps as the rest of us. I recall seeing 2 pics of Britney Spears a little while ago - they had put the original pic next to the airbrushed pic - they had reduced the size of her ass, her ankles, her legs, made her waist tiny, removed cellulite (which was hardly there anyway) - its ridiculous.

 

[Matt_B]

I saw on the news the other day that the Girl Guides are trying to start a campaign for magazines to clearly state on photos when they have airbrushed them, as its making women look too "perfect" when in reality they have the same lumps and bumps as the rest of us. I recall seeing 2 pics of Britney Spears a little while ago - they had put the original pic next to the airbrushed pic - they had reduced the size of her ass, her ankles, her legs, made her waist tiny, removed cellulite (which was hardly there anyway) - its ridiculous.

Yup, you lot have a lot to live up to if you aspire to be that way. It's unachievable. Even the celebs that are toned and healthy, say Elle McPherson, are only able to achieve that by working out for hours every day, something a working woman cannot do (nor would I want them to).

Personally I prefer to have something to grab hold of for leverage