Bruno

[Darth Vodka]

If you spell 'Bruno Berner' in scrabble, you win. Forever.

damn i had a "Burner Boner" the other day and didn't see it




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[MHS]

Saturday proved exactly why I thought he is player of the season.



Oh, sorry, I forgot to include my unfunny Bruno Berner/Swiss/Chuck Norris-esque joke.

 

[alex]

Bruno only has boner with Homer.

 

[tedfoxxx]

As a child, Bruno Berner didn't wet the bed. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[GazLCFC]

I bet you can guess how Swiss Chocolate is made. :icon_bigg

 

[fitz]

I bet you can guess how Swiss Chocolate is made. :icon_bigg

Off topic, did you manage to get rid of my Donny tickets per chance? Gutted I couldn't make that one, you going 'Sheffield' Wednesday?

 

[GazLCFC]

Off topic, did you manage to get rid of my Donny tickets per chance? Gutted I couldn't make that one, you going 'Sheffield' Wednesday?

Didn't even know they were available. I assume Andy was supposed to sort it but he didn't mention it. He didn't go either but managed to sell his. :icon_bigg

Yes we all going Sheff Wed. Train arrives at 11.05 then heading for food. Think we planning on going to that pub we went to last time Merry Monk? if that's what it was called.

 

[Shents]

Didn't even know they were available. I assume Andy was supposed to sort it but he didn't mention it. He didn't go either but managed to sell his. :icon_bigg

Yes we all going Sheff Wed. Train arrives at 11.05 then heading for food. Think we planning on going to that pub we went to last time Merry Monk? if that's what it was called.

Old monk?

 

[fosseboy83]

Old monk?

thats the one. theres a samuel smiths pub at the back of it thats pretty good and dirt cheap

 

[Cate Fox]

I bet you can guess how Swiss Chocolate is made. :icon_bigg

well that's put me off chocolate

 

[GazLCFC]

thats the one. theres a samuel smiths pub at the back of it thats pretty good and dirt cheap

If I remember correctly it was a bit studenty with loads of TVs

 

[BOB HAZELL]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/leicester_city/8544294.stm

Go on, Bruno....

 

[fosseboy83]

If I remember correctly it was a bit studenty with loads of TVs

yeah, i went up 2 weeks ago and it had been done up yet again. the food were OK if thats what you're looking for

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/leicester_city/8544294.stm

Go on, Bruno....

Maybe I'll find a reason to watch some of the World Cup after all.

 

[Hazzman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/leicester_city/8544294.stm

Go on, Bruno....

The legend that is Ludovic Magnin stands his way sadly...I reckon City should constantly employ Swiss left-backs.

 

[DesertFox]

Rearrange the letters in Bruno Berner's name and it spells "legend, innit". Fact.

 

[Motown Fox]

Could be we will be cheering for 2 Bruno's next season according to Ben Jacobs

A source close to Heskey told me that a return to City would depend on them gaining promotion.

"Emile still sees himself as a Premier League player," said the source. "Leicester is his home club, and one he remembers with great fondness, but he is happy at Villa.

"He will re-assess his future at the end of the season because regular first-team football is important to him, and he will fight to achieve that at Villa in the short-term.

 

[GazLCFC]

Could be we will be cheering for 2 Bruno's next season according to Ben Jacobs

Once again the Mockery making a stroy out of nothing. Unless we go up there is no chance.

Would I welcome him back though? of course!

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Unfortunately he'd have to be known as Bruno 2 if he did return.

Also, I heard that Bruno Ejaculates Bullets. This could back up the story where he said his first act of self pleasure was on a small grassy hill in Dallas in November 1963.

 

[David Gwilliam]

Nobody seems to have mentioned the actual signing of Bruno. If my memory is correct he was brought in without any great fuss when Mattock was injured. Whether it was down to Nigel or Steve Walsh Sr. somebody did brilliantly and got us a great player without any transfer fee. Without wanting to sound like a Bluemongie (which I surely am) I continue to be so impressed by our management team.