Bruno

[Kingy_85]

Hearing that i thought, hmmmm maybe Globi is some ancient architect or religious figure of some sort.

But no, i click the link and its a blue parrot who by the looks of it works as a part time chef.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Hearing that i thought, hmmmm maybe Globi is some ancient architect or religious figure of some sort.

But no, i click the link and its a blue parrot who by the looks of it works as a part time chef.

:icon_lol: You've read my posts before, right?

 

[Kingy_85]

Good point haha!

 

[LCFCmonkey]

The Titanic didn't hit an Iceberg, it hit Bruno whilst he was on his early morning swim across the Atlantic.

True story.

 

[bocadillo]

He didn't mention Morrison to me, but I did get the "left the ticket at home story". Although I'm not sure he realised it was me he was talking to.

Did you manage to find Jim, boc?

I didn't. Which one were you then?

And yes, I found Jim. But only inside and a long time after had got a replacement ticket from the Donny t/o.

 

[GazLCFC]

I didn't. Which one were you then?

Big guy wearing a brown coat. I was stood with 4 others at the far end of the concourse. Spoke to you briefly about you holiday and you said you were still on it.

Also said hello as you walked away from the ground on Saturday, just outside L1 entrance.

 

[DesertFox]

Morrison, Bruno, Weale and Hobbs are all

I'd add the hunky dreamboat Steve Howard to that list of man-crush pin-ups.

Big Nige would get the biggest wining and dining of all though.

Naturally.

But back to the point of the thread, I enjoyed Bruno's role in the release of Nelson Mandella. Oh, and gravity of course. Pretty good work Bruno

 

[bocadillo]

Big guy wearing a brown coat. I was stood with 4 others at the far end of the concourse. Spoke to you briefly about you holiday and you said you were still on it.

Also said hello as you walked away from the ground on Saturday, just outside L1 entrance.

Ah yes - I do remember. And I also remember thinking, both times, "who the **** is that and how does he know my name?"

Now I know!

 

[Darth Vodka]

Ah yes - I do remember. And I also remember thinking, both times, "who the **** is that and how does he know my name?"

Now I know!

did you have your "Bocadillo" shirt on?

 

[LCFCmonkey]

I also believe it's true that Bruno built Lake Geneva as his
own private swimming pool.

 

[FOX Franks]

Bruno's the only person in the world who can slam a revolving door.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Bruno went to the toilet, and forgot to flush. Next morning, bam, Swiss Cheese...

 

[homer]

These are really really funny - please keep them coming

 

[bocadillo]

did you have your "Bocadillo" shirt on?

I did. But I had a jacket on top of it.

Must have been the shorts. :icon_wink

 

[Darth Vodka]

Bruno made the Swiss flag the inverse of the Red Cross flag
because of all the pain he inflicts

Bruno thought a Swiss Roll was what Forest players do after he's nicked the ball off them

Federer and Hingis phoned Bruno up to ask how they could become Swiss legends

 

[homer]

Bruno enjoys many a productive night out with alex

That's what you call Swiss Cottaging

 

[Durham Fox]

Bruno enjoys many a productive night out with alex

That's what you call Swiss Cottaging

:icon_lol:

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Archaeologists had recently discovered the original first page of the bible. The first line reads: "On the first day Bruno Berner created God."

 

[tedfoxxx]

If you spell 'Bruno Berner' in scrabble, you win. Forever.

 

[Macky]

Bruno Berner has a massive schlong, bigger than Dion's