Miles Away
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Calling bollocks on Stearman. Who I think was a good young player and is currently playing premier league football.
Bruno
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Calling bollocks on Stearman. Who I think was a good young player and is currently playing premier league football.
Profondo Rosso
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:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
beaumontfox
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He said the same to me before the game as well!(After telling me he had left his ticket at home tsk)
GazLCFC
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He didn't mention Morrison to me, but I did get the "left the ticket at home story". Although I'm not sure he realised it was me he was talking to.
Did you manage to find Jim, boc?
beaumontfox
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He must've done, cos he was in the ground.
Blue Maniac
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He certainly did. Liked the hat :icon_lol:
GazLCFC
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He was in the ground when I spoke to him. I did wonder!
Scodger Cubs
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Surely McGivern for player of the season?
Blue Maniac
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:thumbs_up Post of the Decade.
LCFCmonkey
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I have a few facts about Bruno...
He is so hard, he shits Toblerone.
He actually hand-crafted the Alps to stop the smell of onion wafting over from France.
Hitler never invaded Switzerland. He was too scared of getting a slap in the future by Bruno.
Switzerland doesn't need a proper army. They have Bruno.
The Large Hadron Collider was built in Switzerland, and some people predict that it could cause a black hole with a small chance of it destroying the earth. Originally, the Swiss Goverment considered getting Bruno to smash his fists together to create the same reaction, but this was turned down as it there would then be a 99.9% chance of the earth getting destroyed.
He is so hard, he shits Toblerone.
He actually hand-crafted the Alps to stop the smell of onion wafting over from France.
Hitler never invaded Switzerland. He was too scared of getting a slap in the future by Bruno.
Switzerland doesn't need a proper army. They have Bruno.
The Large Hadron Collider was built in Switzerland, and some people predict that it could cause a black hole with a small chance of it destroying the earth. Originally, the Swiss Goverment considered getting Bruno to smash his fists together to create the same reaction, but this was turned down as it there would then be a 99.9% chance of the earth getting destroyed.
Cate Fox
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Does this make him harder than Chuck Norris?
tedfoxxx
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When Bruno does a press up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
I want Bruno right now.
LCFCmonkey
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Let's be honest. Bruno's little finger is stronger than Chuck Norris.
The Swiss Army Knife was modelled on Bruno's penis.
LCFCmonkey
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Bruno also invented the colour Red.
tedfoxxx
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Blue Maniac
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Still not as rock as Morrison :icon_cool
LCFCmonkey
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Bruno once farted, and Switzerland automatically won the Eurovision Song Contest.
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tedfoxxx
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You only like Moz cuz he's a bit camp. Bruno could have Mickey any day.
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