Burnt or Buried

[MKFox]

i've instructed my family to chuck half my ashes over the cliffs in cornwall and put the rest in a big, **** off firework. lovely stuff!

 

[Boy Genius]

i've instructed my family to chuck half my ashes over the cliffs in cornwall and put the rest in a big, **** off firework. lovely stuff!

Why bother with the cremation? Just toss your carcass over the cliff and buy some good fireworks with the money saved.

 

[Dour]

i've instructed my family to chuck half my ashes over the cliffs in cornwall and put the rest in a big, **** off firework. lovely stuff!

Instructions are one thing. Finding your ashes in the wheelie-bin another.

 

[MKFox]

Instructions are one thing. Finding your ashes in the wheelie-bin another.

at least i won't find them

 

[Dour]

at least i won't find them

Have you never read a ghost story?

 

[Motown Fox]

With every passing year I seem to change my mind about what I would prefer.

Sad really because as if I'll give a monkeys when the time comes.

Just wondered why, considering what you said above, that you decided to bring this dead thread so to speak back to life after over 2 years!!

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Just wondered why, considering what you said above, that you decided to bring this dead thread so to speak back to life after over 2 years!!

Don't worry I'm not dead yet. I was just coffin.

 

[Kingy_85]

God, i know TB has been dead recently but this is just depressing.

 

[Macky]

God, i know TB has been dead recently but this is just depressing.

What's depressing? Gradel to Grave or the fact that you're going to die?

 

[tedfoxxx]

This reminds me, I've always said I'd get a donor card. Is it a simple process as I want to sort it out?

 

[Macky]

This reminds me, I've always said I'd get a donor card. Is it a simple process as I want to sort it out?

Go into a chemists or doctors surgery; pick one up from the pile of several thousand that are on the counter; scribble your name on the back of it; job's a good un.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Go into a chemists or doctors surgery; pick one up from the pile of several thousand that are on the counter; scribble your name on the back of it; job's a good un.

Cool.

Or I might get a donner card, which would permit kebab shops to carve up my organs and serve them with pitta bread and chilli sauce....

 

[muzzysgal]

This reminds me, I've always said I'd get a donor card. Is it a simple process as I want to sort it out?

Go into a chemists or doctors surgery; pick one up from the pile of several thousand that are on the counter; scribble your name on the back of it; job's a good un.

Alternatively, register online. Both my kids did it this way.

Remember to tell your close relatives as well.

http://www.organdonation.nhs.uk/ukt/how_to_become_a_donor/how_to_become_a_donor.jsp

 

[Blue Maniac]

Cool.

Or I might get a donner card, which would permit kebab shops to carve up my organs and serve them with pitta bread and chilli sauce....

Like this?

 

[spionfox]

Just wondered why, considering what you said above, that you decided to bring this dead thread so to speak back to life after over 2 years!!

I made a habit of it a year or so back. So much that my sig at the time said something like "Bringing old threads back to life...."

Funny, it seemed to annoy some people that the past was being dragged up :icon_bigg

I reckon a good thread is a good thread and they should all be brought back at some stage!