Five managers Cambiasso would have signed for:
1. John Carver - Verifiably the greatest manager in Premier League history who guided Newcastle to one of the longest winless runs in the club's 122-year existence.
2. Barack Obama - The US President has a knack for staying calm under pressure, winning one-sided contests against escaped mental patients, and getting blamed for things which could not possibly be under his control.
3. Lawrence 'DJ Muggs' Muggerud - The logical choice for LCFC manager, Muggs would have kept spirits up in the dressing room by performing regular gigs at the King Power Stadium. Possibly.
4. Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow - The surprisingly agile near-400-pound professional wrestler has no experience and has never played or watched the game, so why Cambiasso favours him is a complete mystery. He was not offered the job, however, partly because he does not 'look the part' due to the large tattoo on his head, but mostly because he died of an enormous drug overdose in 2007.
5. Dusty Bin - The clear fan favourite for the job, it is obvious why Cambiasso would want to play for him. Bin turned down the chance to manage the Foxes owing to the fact that he is a prop from an 80s game show.