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"If that git sacks me Ive got my new modeling job sorted "
 
“So anyway, after being sacked from the best job Ill ever have a friend said to me why not try some coke to cheer you up. To be honest ive drunk 17 bottles of the stuff today and it still doesn’t seem to have any effect. Just been pissing a lot.”
 
So anyway, after being sacked from the best job Ill ever have a friend said to me why not try some coke to cheer you up. To be honest ive drunk 17 bottles of the stuff today and it still doesn’t seem to have any effect. Just been pissing a lot.

Was this meant to be in the 'how are you today' thread, FCUK? :102:
 
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"It costs 50p more inside the ground cos' I top them up with p*ss"
 
"This place is great! They sell rizlas and crisps too!"
 
'When I see him at the weekend I will tell Dave Jones to try this to connect with the youth of today instead...'
 
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Rob Kelly ready to reveal his new striker the former Russian soft drinks salesman Demitri Dropabottleofpopoff
 
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RK: Please can I have a bottle of Coke for the coach trip to Cardiff?

TNBD: No, we can't afford it, you'll have to have Rola-Cola instead!
 
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"Right Stowelly I will cause a distraction, you rob as many sweets as you can for the drive down to Cardiff "
 
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