Carl Cort and Jonathon Hayes signed

[Willlow]

How many fecking Magners have you had ?? :icon_lol:

Surprisingly none :icon_bigg

Im just hoping the end of next season when Cort has banged in 15 goals I can gloat and say i told you

 

[Hammond Organ]

I can see the sense in us going for a target man. Question will be, if he signs, if we can keep him fit.

Could be worse, Bobby Robson paid £7m for him!

 

[Hammond Organ]

We have just signed Carl Cort and Jonathon Hayes (ex Reading).......hot off the press

I thought this said Jonathon Haynes when I first saw it! Thouht we were really bringing in the old uns.

 

[fitz]

I can see the sense in us going for a target man. Question will be, if he signs, if we can keep him fit.

Could be worse, Bobby Robson paid £7m for him!

probably thought he was buying someone else. we may have paid £7m for him as nowts been said otherwise

 

[Hammond Organ]

probably thought he was buying someone else. we may have paid £7m for him as nowts been said otherwise

Bargain :icon_roll

 

[Boy Genius]

Kinell.......KINELL!!!!

 

[Hammond Organ]

Kinell.......KINELL!!!!

Don't worry BG. Until he appears on the OS, it is all bunkum. With his history of injuries, is he likely to pass a medical? I doubt it.

 

[jas123]

have we really signed these 2? where are the articles? none on website????

 

[Nottingham Fox]

have we really signed these 2? where are the articles? none on website????

Check tomorrow at 10.30am when Martin Allen releases his daily memo.

 

[Hammond Organ]

There has been something going on each day since MM and MA came back from their respective breaks. At least it is not like a usual summer from recent times.

 

[Bilborough Fox]

If this is true the average age of the team must be over 30 years now. God, my neck is going to be aching this year trying to follow the ball, but I can now understand why we haven't signed any midfielders, we're not going to use them.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

not liking this one bit

 

[DesertFox]

So many people, myself included, made exactly the same sort of noises when we signed Tony Cottee...

 

[DesertFox]

... and Ian Marshall...

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

dont we need a left back and some midfielders? And we havent got a right winger

 

[Bilborough Fox]

dont we need a left back and some midfielders? And we havent got a right winger

If we sign Cort we won't any midfielders, the ball will be lumped up to him all the while.

 

[M17TT C]

I'm not necessarily slagging it off...oh wait yes I am. Carl Cort is just plain shite!

I'd rather play Carl Kennedy from Neighbours up front. If wolves don't want him neither do I.

How dare you!! It's Karl Kennedy!

 

[M17TT C]

So many people, myself included, made exactly the same sort of noises when we signed Tony Cottee...

You shouldn't put your fingers up your bum hole then, what the **** do you expect!

 

[DesertFox]

Uh? :icon_conf

 

[mitcho_uk]

You shouldn't put your fingers up your bum hole then, what the **** do you expect!

I think this should win 'Random Response of the Year'.