Yep, I once played over half a game with a broken toe.Bit of gaffa tape sorts that out. Get up & get on with it you ****ing nancy.
He learnt from the very best.View attachment 18571
Good that we aren’t the only ones who have to suffer through domination of games without gratification, meaningless chances and getting dicked at the end.
Yeah, but you forgot a minor detail. It was a game of scrabble.Yep, I once played over half a game with a broken toe.
Proper weirdo, Tuchel.Coasting home until their shite manager subbed their best players off and gave the game away. What a complete duffer
Sorry, um. What?Of course they'll probably get raped like a gypsy prisoner in the final but still.
Comes from old Hollywood films. Some gypsy girl was always getting locked up in a dungeon by the evil local law. Usually unshaven types in dirty uniforms. The square jawed hero type would always swing in at the last second & save her just as she was about to be violated by a posse of these leering scumbag types.Sorry, um. What?
What lovely terminology…Dortmund in the CL final just to shove the arse into the faces of Bayern even more is a brilliant thing to behold.
Of course they'll probably get raped like a gypsy prisoner in the final but still.
See above for historical/cultural deconstructionWhat lovely terminology…
Was this before talkies?Comes from old Hollywood films. Some gypsy girl was always getting locked up in a dungeon by the evil local law. Usually unshaven types in dirty uniforms. The square jawed hero type would always swing in at the last second & save her just as she was about to be violated by a posse of these leering scumbag types.
It’s not a pleasant descriptive is it?See above for historical/cultural deconstruction
Started in the silent era yes, But bled over into the 30s & 40s a bit. Had a bit of a renaissance in the 60s & 70s in Hammer films if I remember right.Was this before talkies?
Well, it's not meant to be. & at least it refers to a fictional trope. I could have gone for much worse. I'm in a florid mood today. Probably due to the drink.It’s not a pleasant descriptive is it?
Make it a short one, perhaps Baldrick could assist?Well, it's not meant to be. & at least it refers to a fictional trope. I could have gone for much worse. I'm in a florid mood today. Probably due to the drink.
I should probably start my novel while the mood lasts.
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