Match Thread Chelsea v Spurs (is tonight the night?)

[Blaarev]

It will come. Have to reduce the file size.

 

[Brown Nose]

And just before the action gets underway. One more time for old times sake.

HARRY KANE IS A ****!

 

[camberwell fox]

And just before the action gets underway. One more time for old times sake.

HARRY KANE IS A ****!

Star?

 

[Blaarev]

Here it is;

 

[Jeff]

We're a much better side than they are.

We're better than West Brom and Bournemouth, but we didn't beat them at home.
The only teams with home wins against Everton this season are Liverpool, Arsenal and Man Utd. They may be rubbish at home but they rarely lose away. Beating them is not the formality some people seem to think it is.

Come on Chelsea.

 

[Brown Nose]

RL are live at the Local Hero pub with Stringer reporting from Stamford Bridge.

 

[Blaarev]

45 years old and some sizes too small now.

 

[Matt_B]

Hopefully, with Clattenburg in charge, it won't be decided by a dodgy decision. He's one of the few refs I've rated this season.

 

[Jeff]

Hopefully, with Clattenburg in charge, it won't be decided by a dodgy decision

I don't care how many bad decisions he makes a long as Spurs don't win.

 

[camberwell fox]

Chelsea on top at the moment but no goal mouth action at either end.

 

[Motown Fox]

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[camberwell fox]

Walker booked for Spuds, Chelsea miss by an inch or two.

 

[Motown Fox]

VARDY:
IS THAT LEICESTERSHIRE POLICE? THERE'S SOME NUTTERS OUTSIDE THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE GATHERING IN NUMBERS.
AND NOW SOME NUTTER IS LOOKING OVER MY BACK FENCE.

 

[Matt_B]

Walker red before the night is out.

 

[Brown Nose]

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VARDY:
IS THAT LEICESTERSHIRE POLICE? THERE'S SOME NUTTERS OUTSIDE THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE GATHERING IN NUMBERS.
AND NOW SOME NUTTER IS LOOKING OVER MY BACK FENCE.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Leicestershire, Ranieri is knocking on Andy King's door, saying 'hello boys, I'm here for the game, can you let me in?'

 

[Brown Nose]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Blaarev]

Bollocks

 

[camberwell fox]

Shit

 

[Jeff]

Bollocks.