5 scratchcards
4 drunken birds
3 French slags
2 turtle neck sweaters
Got to get a director at the firm a £5, "secret santa," present. It can't be rude, because no-one can take a joke. According to some; the best someone has ever got is a jumper that didn't fit :icon_roll Anyone got any ideas , on what to get this boring accountant![]()
Got to get a director at the firm a £5, "secret santa," present. It can't be rude, because no-one can take a joke. According to some; the best someone has ever got is a jumper that didn't fit :icon_roll Anyone got any ideas , on what to get this boring accountant![]()
i missed our xmas party as i had man flu, so i'm organising my own for this friday....with only the people i like from work. i plan to dye my chin hair and dress all in red for festiveness....then get absolutely wankered on the quayside
gan the Bigg market ya poof ;-)
the last thing i, or the lass, would want at this festive time of year is the clap
is that why you've not banged her yet?
:icon_bigg
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