Christmas party

[Tamworth Fox]

Im not looking forward to this years Xmas party. Started a new job they are all boring, well apart from the ex pro footballer. There's this crappy secret santa, same thing as my old place. I asked someone what was the most exciting thing someones recieved at these doo's, both people i asked said, " a jumper which didn't fit Neil." FFS how BORING. Last year i bought someone a £5 Anne Summers voucher, me personally recieved a inflatable tits. Some life needs to be injected in my new place, bloody dull people :icon_roll

I just hope when everyones pissed next Friday everyone can have a laugh, last two Xmas' I've made a fool of myself, I intend to make it 3/3...thats Xmas for you :icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

tight bastards!!

William Hill never paid for the staff parties either,if you wanted to go you had to pay.Not a free drink nothing.

 

[highland fox]

Bit like me but once people get to know I am not so bad.

I'm very much the same Hazz,I'm that bad that I can't even go out in a big group of people not even if I know them.I can just about handle a group of 4 or 5 friends who know me but anything else and it freaks me out so I don't bother.I steer clear of socialising at Parties because it gives me the fear.

 

[Lako42]

Unfortunatly DHL are a bunch of ****s and can't quite manage organising a Christmas party for the stff who ****ing slave for it.

I hate DHL.

 

[Hammond Organ]

My company will be holding the corporate party at one of the hotels in London in January.

Busmans holiday... :icon_roll

 

[Melton Fox]

Unfortunatly DHL are a bunch of ****s

Aye, I guess they thought you would make an ideal company representative :icon_wink

 

[Lako42]

Aye, I guess they thought you would make an ideal company representative :icon_wink

They can go screw for all i care. Ive never seen such poor organisation and innefectual performance from upper managers in my life.

Good job im not head of HR really.

 

[Melton Fox]

They can go screw for all i care. Ive never seen such poor organisation and innefectual performance from upper managers in my life.

I see it every Saturday, along with you.

 

[Dour]

They can go screw for all i care. Ive never seen such poor organisation and innefectual performance from upper managers in my life.

First job, eh?

 

[Lako42]

First job, eh?

First job where i feel like killing someone most days of the week.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Ours has been cancelled.

 

[Hammond Organ]

First job where i feel like killing someone most days of the week.

Go on Lako, flick the switch...

 

[Lako42]

Go on Lako, flick the switch...

He looks just like one of the cretins

 

[Disco Bob]

Anne Summers voucher

inflatable tits

Some life needs to be injected in my new place

You sound just the guy :icon_wink

 

[Hazzman]

I'm very much the same Hazz,I'm that bad that I can't even go out in a big group of people not even if I know them.I can just about handle a group of 4 or 5 friends who know me but anything else and it freaks me out so I don't bother.I steer clear of socialising at Parties because it gives me the fear.

I'll get terrorised for this but I was once caught at a party reading a book :icon_lol: and I kept my coat for the whole night.

 

[muzzysgal]

I'll get terrorised for this but I was once caught at a party reading a book :icon_lol: and I kept my coat for the whole night.

Why does that not surprise me in the slightest :icon_wink

 

[SJN-Fox]

I've got one to go to tonight with the folks from my old job ... Can't wait

 

[Melton Fox]

I generally find that only saddos, ****s, no lifes, not rights and "Oh, I'm so whacky and such a nutter"s enjoy works Christmas parties.

Of course, there are exceptions to my logic which I'm sure you're all about to point out to me, but I generally won't believe you.

 

[Boy Genius]

I generally find that only saddos, ****s, no lifes, not rights and "Oh, I'm so whacky and such a nutter"s enjoy works Christmas parties.

Of course, there are exceptions to my logic which I'm sure you're all about to point out to me, but I generally won't believe you.

I used to find that too. You had to work with the twats but then you were expect to socialise with these tossers at xmas as if you were all big friends.

 

[Mr Perez]

Party?

We don't have parties where I work. They have lunch and a civilised chat. Nobody drinks, people eat, talk about work and their Christmas plans this year, then all head back to the office for a couple of hours causal work in the afternoon. That's what happens where I work.

But might I add, I probably work at one of the most brown corduroy, rainbow cardigan, long bearded, geeky, 1970's spectacles wearing, stuck up, and degree thirsty places in the entire world.