Christmas Pressies for the missus

[Boy Genius]

Who the **** cuddles a duck ?:icon_conf

I wondered that, I would eat the fecker anyway, nothing to cremate then

 

[highland fox]

the dogs bollux pressie

"Nothing can replace my father, but this is something to remind me of him"

What A paperweight ?????:icon_roll Whats mother going to be ? an eggcup?

 

[highland fox]

the dogs bollux pressie

"The family thought it was a wonderful idea — if a little unusual"

Aye has they led me by the hand back to my padded cell

 

[Boy Genius]

another cracking idea



But whats the point?..................

 

[highland fox]

another cracking idea



But whats the point?..................

A cardboard coffin,best hope its a dry day when its the burial.If not it might get soggy and the deceased will drop out the bottom has they are being carried to the grave.

No good for you though BG,weight limit of 20 stone.

 

[Boy Genius]

A cardboard coffin,best hope its a dry day when its the burial.If not it might get soggy and the deceased will drop out the bottom has they are being carried to the grave.

No good for you though BG,weight limit of 20 stone.

 

[highland fox]

So what will you be getting the Mother In Laws ashes made into ?

 

[Boy Genius]

So what will you be getting the Mother In Laws ashes made into ?

now that thought has cheered me up........ maybe a toilet seat

 

[Disco Bob]

I'm planning on giving my wife a topical Mohammed the Bear

 

[Macky]

I'm planning on giving my wife a topical Mohammed the Bear

Mrs DB isn't Sudanese by any chance is she?

 

[Disco Bob]

Mrs DB isn't Sudanese by any chance is she?

Ondanese if my luck is in

 

[Macky]

Amazon

Ondanese if my luck is in

Probably best to get her a pair of these instead then

 

[Disco Bob]

Probably best to get her a pair of these instead then

But it all cleared up after I used the ointment.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Who the **** cuddles a duck ?:icon_conf

Andi Peters

 

[DesertFox]

Who the **** cuddles a duck ?:icon_conf

Other ducks?

 

[DesertFox]

Maybe the odd over-friendly goose?