Boy Genius
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I wondered that, I would eat the fecker anyway, nothing to cremate then
Christmas Pressies for the missus
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I wondered that, I would eat the fecker anyway, nothing to cremate then
highland fox
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"Nothing can replace my father, but this is something to remind me of him"
What A paperweight ?????:icon_roll Whats mother going to be ? an eggcup?
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highland fox
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"The family thought it was a wonderful idea — if a little unusual"
Aye has they led me by the hand back to my padded cell
Boy Genius
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highland fox
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A cardboard coffin,best hope its a dry day when its the burial.If not it might get soggy and the deceased will drop out the bottom has they are being carried to the grave.
No good for you though BG,weight limit of 20 stone.
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Boy Genius
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highland fox
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So what will you be getting the Mother In Laws ashes made into ?
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Boy Genius
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now that thought has cheered me up........ maybe a toilet seat
Macky
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I'm planning on giving my wife a topical Mohammed the Bear
Mrs DB isn't Sudanese by any chance is she?
Disco Bob
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Ondanese if my luck is in
Macky
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Disco Bob
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But it all cleared up after I used the ointment.
SJN-Fox
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DesertFox
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Other ducks?
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