MKFox
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but this year I really just want it to come and go as quickly as possible
the exact words I said to my wife about her mother
And the exact words Mrs BG said about your annual shag.....
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but this year I really just want it to come and go as quickly as possible
the exact words I said to my wife about her mother
And the exact words Mrs BG said about your annual shag.....
I got a dose from someone who'd passed on
I have to confess that this approach has been working for me for years now.....Do what I do.Don't give anybody anything and tell them not to get you anything.Saves all this pissing about![]()
Looks like you're onto a winner thenCheers again guys.
Good ideas there from Sioux and BF, I understand what you are saying MG but she would like this kind of stuff. Might bang a voucher for the beuty place in Oadby in aswell, for a stone massage or something. The receptionist here recommended it.
Cheers again guys.
Good ideas there from Sioux and BF, I understand what you are saying MG but she would like this kind of stuff. Might bang a voucher for the beuty place in Oadby in aswell, for a stone massage or something. The receptionist here recommended it.
Wanted a body shaped gift box to put it all in, in order up the body etc! Might just make a cardboard coffin though instead!
Cheers again guys.
Good ideas there from Sioux and BF, I understand what you are saying MG but she would like this kind of stuff. Might bang a voucher for the beuty place in Oadby in aswell, for a stone massage or something. The receptionist here recommended it.
Wanted a body shaped gift box to put it all in, in order up the body etc! Might just make a cardboard coffin though instead!
Gift Vouchers for the Local Funeral Directors.Can't go wrong,bound to use them and you could even pick a coffin together.
Be sure to use them before the expiry date, I hate to see things going to waste.
What could be more romantic than going to the Undertakers hand in hand and choosing out a coffin,maybe something lead lined with a nice scarlet satin interior![]()
Gotta keep those maggots out
Show her you are a forward thinker.
Don't get coffin vouchers, get cremation vouchers, or better still buy her an urn to store her ashes in.
Show her you are a forward thinker.
Don't get coffin vouchers, get cremation vouchers, or better still buy her an urn to store her ashes in.
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