Coronavirus

[tedfoxxx]

Lawdy is there anything more annoying than the incessant ANNOUNCE XXXX tweets after every communication from the club?

It’s bizarre isn’t it?

announce bertrand

 

[Blue Maniac]

Lawdy is there anything more annoying than the incessant ANNOUNCE XXXX tweets after every communication from the club?

Italian bloke tweeting “done deal” every nine seconds

 

[FOX Franks]

It’s bizarre isn’t it?

announce bertrand

ANNOUNCE COUTINHO

 

[FOX Franks]

Can’t see Boris’ freedom day lasting very long here chaps. 5 or 6 pre games maybe before those doors get reclosed?

 

[Lako42]

It's all going to end in tears.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

It's going to be an almighty shambles. I'm trying to figure out when the announcement will come of the emergence of a newly mutated variant that resists the vaccine in 50% of cases. My money's on roughly October.

The trouble with being a populist government is that you end up doing things just because they're popular.

Popular with people who generally know nothing about anything.

Still, they've got pretty much everything wrong since last March & it doesn't seem to have harmed them so why stop now ?

How a country can find itself in thrall to an incompetent charlatan like Johnson still amazes me. But here we are.

 

[City Fan]

He wants it to spread to get the herd immunity he desired at the beginning.

Part of me thinks he’s finally going to get something right. However I’ll be going to as many football games at the beginning of the season just in case.

 

[Brown Nose]

It's going to be an almighty shambles. I'm trying to figure out when the announcement will come of the emergence of a newly mutated variant that resists the vaccine in 50% of cases. My money's on roughly October.

The trouble with being a populist government is that you end up doing things just because they're popular.

Popular with people who generally know nothing about anything.

Still, they've got pretty much everything wrong since last March & it doesn't seem to have harmed them so why stop now ?

How a country can find itself in thrall to an incompetent charlatan like Johnson still amazes me. But here we are.

July 21 = "Freedom Day - PM plays Churchill"
Aug 21 = "England lead world in new infections"
Sep 21 = "New variant discovered in Swindon"
Oct 21 = "World bans English from world"
Nov 21 = "PM plays Churchill whilst getting new improved vaccine"
Dec 21 = "Study shows that beardless Santa's are safer"
Jan 22 = "Swindon variant dominates planet, boasts PM"
Feb 22 = "Death rate in England surges - PM announces space programme"
Mar 22 = "Poll shows PM most popular ever"
Apr 22 = "Contract to print money awarded to PMs cat"
May 22 = "Rodgers linked to Spurs"
Jun 22 = "PM tests positive for record 4th time"

And repeat.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

July 21 = "Freedom Day - PM plays Churchill"
Aug 21 = "England lead world in new infections"
Sep 21 = "New variant discovered in Swindon"
Oct 21 = "World bans English from world"
Nov 21 = "PM plays Churchill whilst getting new improved vaccine"
Dec 21 = "Study shows that beardless Santa's are safer"
Jan 22 = "Swindon variant dominates planet, boasts PM"
Feb 22 = "Death rate in England surges - PM announces space programme"
Mar 22 = "Poll shows PM most popular ever"
Apr 22 = "Contract to print money awarded to PMs cat"
May 22 = "Rodgers linked to Spurs"
Jun 22 = "PM tests positive for record 4th time"

And repeat.

Too optimistic.

 

[Matt_B]

It's not even like there's no precedent out there for how quickly it's going to go tits up again.

After the party ends: Dutch regret decision to relax coronavirus rules

The Netherlands’ experience is a salutory lesson for any country which feels confident enough to lift, wholesale, coronavirus restrictions, reports Leo Cendrowicz

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Joe_Fox]

That bastard Joe_Fox is still romping ahead.

And pulling one more ahead to boot.

 

[Joe_Fox]

It's not even like there's no precedent out there for how quickly it's going to go tits up again.

After the party ends: Dutch regret decision to relax coronavirus rules

The Netherlands’ experience is a salutory lesson for any country which feels confident enough to lift, wholesale, coronavirus restrictions, reports Leo Cendrowicz

www.independent.co.uk

Yeah but you aren't factoring in the Great British common sense @Matt_B - so whilst it's a precedent for sure, it will only show a way slower reoccurence of status ****ed.

 

[Lako42]

My mate is positive after a trip last week.

3 people he went with also positive with 1 in hospital on oxygen and blood thinners after having both doses.

 

[Matt_B]

After spending a week on a resort in Devon where people can't even follow simple instructions like "no dogs on the beach", and where they're practically humping arcade machines for sweet, sweet tickets, we've got no ****ing chance.

 

[Blue Maniac]

“Ms Mitchell said her partner, a Cambridge University graduate, decided against having a coronavirus jab after reading material on social media.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-58080116

 

[Brown Nose]

“Ms Mitchell said her partner, a Cambridge University graduate, decided against having a coronavirus jab after reading material on social media.”
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-58080116

Part of me thinks this is a good way of evolution sifting out the shit for brains.

 

[popillius]

Part of me thinks this is a good way of evolution sifting out the shit for brains.

POTY.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Part of me thinks this is a good way of evolution sifting out the shit for brains.

Seriously. How much did that clearly worthless Cambridge education cost? ****ing idiot.

 

[parafox]

Part of me thinks this is a good way of evolution sifting out the shit for brains.

Hello Adolf

 

[Blue Maniac]

Hello Adolf

Seems like a reasonable observation tbh