If we sign Cox can we play 4-5-1/4-3-3 with Michael Ball and Alan Ball supporting him down the flanks?
A formation with an attacking 3 of
Ball Ball
Cox
has to be a winner
Perhaps we can get in Dicks to sure up the defence.
back page of the mercury will read "Cox is a Fox"....i can garuntee it
I don't know if anybody else has noticed, but Cox sounds almost exactly like 'cocks' to me. It's almost unbearably funny.
Imagine the commentary "...Fryatt runs with the ball, his cock and balls swinging around inside his shorts, bouncing in time with his tits and he passes to Simon Cox..."
cox is a fox in the box
Oh, I see what you've done there, that's very clever.
Wouldn't it be brilliant if his name rhymed with 'vaginal-discharge' or 'hairyballsack'?
I don't know if anybody else has noticed, but Cox sounds almost exactly like 'cocks' to me. It's almost unbearably funny.
Imagine the commentary "...Fryatt runs with the ball, his cock and balls swinging around inside his shorts, bouncing in time with his tits and he passes to Simon Cox..."
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